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[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you taught me to do.

 

[waspy]

What an informative thread. It started here at 3, stopped at 3:20, started again at 3:50, stopped at 4;!2..................

 now snow .. no snow.. no snow

I've got icicles on me dangly bits.

Thought you had been to see a doctor about your "leakage" problem.   

He cured the brown bits with a cork, the front is proving more of a problem. Not least because it mainly happens while I'm asleep. Perfectly in control during my waking hours. HTH.

Here you go Steve. These will sort your problem


 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

[STMO999]

What an informative thread. It started here at 3, stopped at 3:20, started again at 3:50, stopped at 4;!2..................

 now snow .. no snow.. no snow

I've got icicles on me dangly bits.

Thought you had been to see a doctor about your "leakage" problem.   

He cured the brown bits with a cork, the front is proving more of a problem. Not least because it mainly happens while I'm asleep. Perfectly in control during my waking hours. HTH.

Here you go Steve. These will sort your problem


 

I think they look quite chic. Make me look...errrr...more substantial as well.

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

By now I bet it has all gone in Sainsbury's..........and the rest...........in Ashford!

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

[Del Boy]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

[STMO999]

Really coming down here now!

Gives you something to post about. If the inclement weather continues, you'll be an omega king in no time.

Spam away thats what you told me to do.

Now that's an idea!   Spam and eggs 8-) 8-).  That is something our Sainsbury's had in stock before tonights heavy snow.

Yesterday all the veg had been bought up, but at least today I got some milk................tonight on our local news they had a report saying 25 dairy farmers were now having to chuck away thousands of gallons of milk as the tankers couldn't get through in time to collect.  The supermarket supplies they said would be badly affected!  Great!!  Yet another panic buy commodity!  I bet Sainsbury, Tesco, Asda, Waitrose, etc, will all be out of milk by now!!

Sue got 6 pints of semi-skimmed milk luckily this week, she must've had a premenition, mind you she still gets 4 pints of that watery skimmed sh*t.

Skimmed sh!t? They dont sell that at our asda. :-?

Try Sainsbury's thats where she got it from 

I will What do you do with it?

Bake chocolate cakes for next door.

I dont like them next door, they moan about me ferrets.

They like my cakes next door, they always say they taste like no other.

Can I just use some of my crap? Will they notice if it's full fat?