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Viagra
« on: 10 January 2010, 17:02:53 »
An old man goes into a chemists to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets please, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you" said the pharmacist, "but a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection.  I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my slippers."
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2010, 17:12:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2010, 17:14:47 »
Very good ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2010, 17:15:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2010, 17:15:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2010, 17:17:03 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #6 on: 10 January 2010, 17:21:09 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y

Or sit down, can't miss from point blank range.  :y or can you? :o
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #7 on: 10 January 2010, 17:25:41 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Not as imminently as I am...
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« Reply #8 on: 10 January 2010, 17:33:35 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Looking forward Steve ::)
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #9 on: 10 January 2010, 17:36:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #10 on: 10 January 2010, 17:55:49 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(


Thought thats what you allready did.   ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 10 January 2010, 18:22:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #12 on: 10 January 2010, 18:26:50 »
At least he could swallow them otherwise he would have a stiff neck all night.....................(I'll get my coat)
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #13 on: 10 January 2010, 19:07:24 »
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An old man goes into a chemists to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets please, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you" said the pharmacist, "but a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection.  I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my slippers."



 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #14 on: 10 January 2010, 19:10:17 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y

Or sit down, can't miss from point blank range.  :y or can you? :o

I'm bound to say ODM that sitting is a very much underrated solution :y :y

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