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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #15 on: 09 January 2010, 22:09:15 »
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

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If her backside is eating it at the rate of a roll an hour, maybe she can't afford thumbproof posher bogroll...
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #16 on: 09 January 2010, 22:11:04 »
Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/
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« Reply #17 on: 09 January 2010, 22:12:00 »
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Has she never heard of a cork?

Has she never heard of spec savers

I think it's us that need beer goggles :o :o
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #18 on: 09 January 2010, 23:08:42 »
i thought you were Skint!?
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« Reply #19 on: 09 January 2010, 23:27:40 »
Reading these comments ain't half made me laugh!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #20 on: 09 January 2010, 23:41:12 »
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i thought you were Skint!?


Here's a clue to why he isnt.

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had 2 quilts on the bed last night, slept like a log for once and it was lovely and warm.heating came on at 6, nice cuppa or 3, no snow in the night and im looking forward to a 5min walk to the job and do another good days shift.  :) :)
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #21 on: 10 January 2010, 09:54:00 »
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.
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« Reply #22 on: 10 January 2010, 13:07:11 »
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.

Ah! Good. Richie's alive. The paper bag obviously held. ;)

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #23 on: 11 January 2010, 18:32:53 »
If it was that good a curry, maybe she should have asked for the bogroll to be put in the fridge!! :o :o
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« Reply #24 on: 11 January 2010, 18:40:54 »
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.
fitting word for this thread :)
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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #25 on: 11 January 2010, 19:16:01 »
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Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/

Nope... You're not alone ::)
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« Reply #26 on: 11 January 2010, 19:23:14 »
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Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/

Nope... You're not alone ::)


Helps if you have a greasy fryup in-between to give it a bit of a foundation, though.  :y

The makings of a perfect weekend.

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Re: this woman in the pub
« Reply #27 on: 11 January 2010, 19:23:38 »
did she bring her own hand wash aswell? second thoughts, maybe nit, minger.
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« Reply #28 on: 11 January 2010, 20:59:48 »
At least she had access to a toilet....Our porta loo at work aint been emptied for 2 weeks now....FFS!!!! its cold in those rather bushes!!! :o ;D ;D ;D
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