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« Reply #15 on: 15 September 2010, 11:34:22 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 15 September 2010, 11:35:55 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
ok tiny dick :D
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« Reply #17 on: 15 September 2010, 11:40:45 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
ok handsome :-* :D

I knew it! It was the obssession with male genitalia that gave it away. ::)
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« Reply #18 on: 15 September 2010, 11:42:03 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
ok handsome :-* :D

I knew it! It was the obssession with male genitalia that gave it away. ::)
It took you 7 mins to think of that? ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 15 September 2010, 11:44:16 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
ok handsome :-* :D

I knew it! It was the obssession with male genitalia that gave it away. ::)
It took you 7 mins to think of that? ;D


I had to spell check obsess obssesi obsss . 
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« Reply #20 on: 15 September 2010, 11:45:11 »
thought so
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« Reply #21 on: 15 September 2010, 11:45:48 »
Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y
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« Reply #22 on: 15 September 2010, 11:47:08 »
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Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y
its his go :y
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« Reply #23 on: 15 September 2010, 11:50:04 »
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Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y


And you're getting left alone, monkey hanger ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 15 September 2010, 11:59:58 »
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Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y


And you're getting left alone, monkey hanger ;D







Sigh!... I thought I had explained all that in a long past thread STMO :-/  The Monkey wasn't hung, it was well hung (as opposed to you according to Dave Elite ::)). Hope that's clear. :y
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« Reply #25 on: 15 September 2010, 12:01:50 »
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Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y


And you're getting left alone, monkey hanger ;D







Sigh!... I thought I had explained all that in a long past thread STMO :-/  The Monkey wasn't hung, it was well hung (as opposed to you according to Dave Elite ::)). Hope that's clear. :y


Ah....I see :y   Who's Dave Elite?
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« Reply #26 on: 15 September 2010, 12:06:20 »
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Keep at it you two, it's a slow news day today  ;D :y


And you're getting left alone, monkey hanger ;D







Sigh!... I thought I had explained all that in a long past thread STMO :-/  The Monkey wasn't hung, it was well hung (as opposed to you according to Dave Elite ::)). Hope that's clear. :y


Ah....I see :y   Who's Dave Elite?
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Keep taking the tablets mate, it works for me..... when I remember to take them! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


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« Reply #27 on: 15 September 2010, 12:08:58 »
Brings to mind the old 'chestnut'.....

At a Labour party conference, a heckler shouts out: "John Prescott deserves to be bloody-well hung!"


....at which point, Pauline Prescott rises to her feet and retorts: "He bloody well is!"  ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 15 September 2010, 12:12:01 »
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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut'.....

At a Labour party conference, a heckler shouts out: "John Prescott deserves to be bloody-well hung!"


....at which point, Pauline Prescott rises to her feet and retorts: "He bloody well is!"  ;D


She could see it.......he couldn't ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 15 September 2010, 13:04:26 »
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No..personal... :-*
why do you keep putting a kiss? Are you gay?


Of course not. But I was reliably informed that it you are, so just trying to be friendly like... ;)
I was reliably informed (by your wife) last time I shagged her, that you have a microscopic dick


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I can see this one's a bit of an intellectual. ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the compliment, its not like you.


You're welcome :y ;D
ok handsome :-* :D

I knew it! It was the obssession with male genitalia that gave it away. ::)
It took you 7 mins to think of that? ;D


I had to spell check obsess obssesi obsss . 

Do you think pot noodle spat all over my screen will cause any damage, one of the funniest exchanges I have seen for a while!! ;D
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