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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #60 on: 28 August 2007, 22:38:39 »
No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #61 on: 28 August 2007, 22:43:32 »
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No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #62 on: 28 August 2007, 22:46:46 »
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No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D
You're pretty drunk!

I have just poured my first drink of the evening..Drunk "" Chance would be a fine thing.. :y














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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #63 on: 28 August 2007, 22:53:21 »
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No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D

For the same reason theres no sand in a sandwich. Or any wiches.  ;D ;D
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #64 on: 28 August 2007, 22:54:26 »
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No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D

For the same reason theres no sand in a sandwich. Or any wiches.  ;D ;D

Know thats more like the answer i was expecting.. :D :y
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« Reply #65 on: 28 August 2007, 22:59:09 »
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No conclusive evidence of my thoughts about the speed of dark but it got me thinking.

Why isnt there any ham in a hamburger   ;D ;D ;D

For the same reason theres no sand in a sandwich. Or any wiches.  ;D ;D

Know thats more like the answer i was expecting.. :D :y

Glad to oblige.  :y
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #66 on: 28 August 2007, 23:01:49 »
Why is there only one monopolies commission ??

What else do part-time traffic lights do ?

What is an occasional table when its not a table ?

If you had everything .. where would you put it ??
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #67 on: 28 August 2007, 23:05:34 »
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Why is there only one monopolies commission ??

What else do part-time traffic lights do ?

What is an occasional table when its not a table ?

If you had everything .. where would you put it ??

Everywhere.. :D
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Re: Thought for the day
« Reply #68 on: 29 August 2007, 00:00:05 »
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If you had everything .. where would you put it ??

Everywhere.. :D


...so this is what they call 'The Theory of Everything'?  :o

or is it  'The Theory of Everywhere'?

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