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[Webby the Bear]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

[the alarming man]

i am with you on that one

[zirk]

Wish Her in doors would do the bloody cleaning full stop.

[Webby the Bear]

Wish Her in doors would do the bloody cleaning full stop.

 

[Webby the Bear]

i am with you on that one

i just thought if that is real, poor git! she cud argue it was for money but christ whats wrong with part time at macdonalds? 

[Nickbat]

Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner?



...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. 

[Webby the Bear]

Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner?



...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. 

ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not 

[Darth Loo-knee]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills 

[Webby the Bear]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills 

...of the work or the wonga? 

[Darth Loo-knee]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills 

...of the work or the wonga? 

Both

[Webby the Bear]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

Can't see a problem at all as long as I got my share & the she helped with the bills 

...of the work or the wonga? 

Both

 

ok cheers for that daz.....any comments from our heterosexual forum members? 

[Shackeng]

hi.

now i'm fully aware that some of the stories in the drearie seem a bit made up but  i couldnt help thinking this one was real. and if so what a poor b*****d!!! the story went:

I FOUND high heels and stockings in the boot of my wife's car along with a business card offering nude cleaning.
I'm 38 and my wife's 31. We've been married for 10 years and have a good sex life but recently I've noticed that my wife's going out more often and at strange times of the day. That's what made me going looking for clues in her car.

I emailed the address on the card under a false name to find out more. My wife replied saying she did nude cleaning by the hour. She then sent me a naked photo of herself offering hand relief or oral. I was so shocked I haven't said anything yet.


now i'd be interested to hear thoughts on what you guys would do cos deirdre says ''if shes doing it for fun im sending you my leaflet on spicing things up''  ........................................ im sorry but she would be lucky if her head was still attached to her body lol

your thoughts 

Did they publish the phone number?................Just asking

[Nickbat]

Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner?



...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. 

ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not 

Have a heart, Webby, I've only just eaten. I'm feeling queasy now....

[Webby the Bear]

Absolutely ridiculous. Who, in their right mind would hire a nude cleaner?



...Now, if she did nude cambelt fitting, that would be another matter. 

ask daz if he will do this for you. cant see why not 

Have a heart, Webby, I've only just eaten. I'm feeling queasy now....

its natural to feel like that when over excited!!!

[STMO123]

That's given me an idea. My wife could get a job as a cleaner and threaten to do it in the nude if they don't pay extra.