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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #30 on: 23 January 2012, 19:00:49 »
Quote from: Albs on 23 January 2012, 18:58:21
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot    i still would though ;D

Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D

every holes a goal ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #31 on: 23 January 2012, 19:01:22 »
Quote from: Albs on 23 January 2012, 18:58:21
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot    i still would though ;D

Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D

Yuk ???
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #32 on: 23 January 2012, 19:01:34 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 23 January 2012, 18:36:53
Typical thick old slut.  Maybe in her younger days she could carry it off, but 4 kids have obviously taken their toll. Probably from 4 different unknown fathers, but it matters not, taxpayers will keep her rich enough to frequent clubs...
As well as getting more cosmetic surgery when she's feeling down over splitting from whoever is next in line  ::)
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #33 on: 23 January 2012, 19:17:49 »
Quote from: x25dt on 23 January 2012, 19:00:07
I think she's gorgeous, wouldn't have any problem at all entering in any night club in my country  :y

Well said DT. :-* :-*
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #34 on: 23 January 2012, 19:23:20 »
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot    i still would though ;D

what wear the same outfits :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #35 on: 23 January 2012, 19:26:33 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 23 January 2012, 19:23:20
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot    i still would though ;D

what wear the same outfits :o :o ;D ;D

shes even got size xxxxxxxxxl for you paul  you can have a go after me ;D ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #36 on: 23 January 2012, 19:28:56 »
Better to be sorry for something you have done than sorry for something you havn't  ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #37 on: 23 January 2012, 19:32:06 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 23 January 2012, 19:28:56
Better to be sorry for something you have done than sorry for something you havn't  ;D

True enough,a quick scrub with some soap and a wire brush should sort any er "after effects" ;D ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #38 on: 23 January 2012, 19:34:55 »
bet its like throwing a savaloy up an alley every so often it may hit the sides
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #39 on: 23 January 2012, 19:48:50 »
Bet her gash is like a magicians pocket filled with liver and bacon......I'd rattle her though :y
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #40 on: 23 January 2012, 21:09:12 »
Jesus. I wouldn't touch her with a stolen cock.

She looks like she came from the same pot as a good proportion of my, er, customers.
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #41 on: 23 January 2012, 21:23:34 »
I wouldn't be seen out with someone dressed like that. she looks a proper attention seeker, right ol slapper in my opinion.
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #42 on: 23 January 2012, 21:25:11 »
A woman dressed.like that put with a bloke is trouble. I've seen it all before
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #43 on: 23 January 2012, 21:47:21 »
oh dear looks like she was set alight and put out with a shovel.. :y
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #44 on: 23 January 2012, 21:51:41 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 23 January 2012, 21:47:21
oh dear looks like she was set alight and put out with a shovel.. :y

 ;D

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