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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: paul.lovejoy on 20 August 2012, 20:30:07
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those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits :D
well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up :o :o oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door
and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add
falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part
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On a zx9. :(
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furking hell :D :D make the fridge look a little sedate ;D ;D
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Train luggage racks - remember when I was young kipping in the luggage rack for 4 hours on way down to Switzerland :)
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In a Chevtte HS on the M6. Young people can be so very stupid. ::)
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Once when much younger pulled onto the M5 shoulder to try and wake myself up a bit after some long hours, only succeeded.
in falling asleep.
Woke up some time later to find wing mirror missing and front wing damaged Oh and Mr plod standing along side. Never felt or heard a thing. Thankfully PC Plod took pity on me and escorted me of at the next junction.
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In a Chevtte HS on the M6. Young people can be so very stupid. ::)
so can old people!! lover :-* :-*
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furking hell :D :D make the fridge look a little sedate ;D ;D
It was very brief, and needles to say, it didn't happen again.
We where coming back from the Bol'dhor 24 hour bike race at Paul ricard. No sleep for days, and a long haul to catch a ferry with a dodderer with the map up front. Sigh...
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In a Chevtte HS on the M6. Young people can be so very stupid. ::)
so can old people!! lover :-* :-*
I will doubtless find out when Im old. You obviously already know. :P :D
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furking hell :D :D make the fridge look a little sedate ;D ;D
It was very brief, and needles to say, it didn't happen again.
We where coming back from the Bol'dhor 24 hour bike race at Paul ricard. No sleep for days, and a long haul to catch a ferry with a dodderer with the map up front. Sigh...
I dozed on the back of a CX500 on the way back to Rosyth ........ that was a very long time ago. (30+ yrs :o)
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In a Chevtte HS on the M6. Young people can be so very stupid. ::)
so can old people!! lover :-* :-*
I will doubtless find out when Im old. You obviously already know. :P :D
i think your right mate i am falling asleep in the strangest of places :D :o ;D :-*
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furking hell :D :D make the fridge look a little sedate ;D ;D
It was very brief, and needles to say, it didn't happen again.
We where coming back from the Bol'dhor 24 hour bike race at Paul ricard. No sleep for days, and a long haul to catch a ferry with a dodderer with the map up front. Sigh...
I dozed on the back of a CX500 on the way back to Rosyth ........ that was a very long time ago. (30+ yrs :o)
i dozed of on the back of a gold wing mind you who wouldnt ;D ;D
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Passenger seat of a Westfield doing a few leptons over the limit. About 8" from the exhaust can. :o
Don't think I've managed the driver's seat yet.
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On the lavatory and - in spite of whatever entreaties are made for me to expand on this - that's all you’re getting. :-X
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;D oh Den your no fun ;D
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On the lavatory and - in spite of whatever entreaties are made for me to expand on this - that's all you’re getting. :-X
were you on the Job Mr D :o
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LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place :-* been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!
Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads :-[,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!
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LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place :-* been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!
Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads :-[,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!
that has to beat it all so did you keep in touch with the goats or were they just a 2 day stand you stud ;D ;D, i have heard of going back for seconds :o :o
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LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place :-* been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!
Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads :-[,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!
They were lethal even when the rider was wide awake.!! :o ;D ;D
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On the bog, done that but was at work :o, In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.
Narcolepsy rules :y
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbch-lIHwCjS3k16X64i1UkUIUJgDSyJeyIoqLT8jNKn9wrQDcGA)
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In the shower as a kid!
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In my younger days after a few to many drinks i work up in a garden face down in my own sick.
Another time I was not asleep on the toilet i fell asleep cuddling it.
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the porcelin telephone :y :y
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On the bog, done that but was at work :o, In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.
Narcolepsy rules :y
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbch-lIHwCjS3k16X64i1UkUIUJgDSyJeyIoqLT8jNKn9wrQDcGA)
is that you Phil or could it be terry wogan no wait a minute is it Albs after a hard night doing up his car working
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In my younger days after a few to many drinks i work up in a garden face down in my own sick.
Another time I was not asleep on the toilet i fell asleep cuddling it.
Ooh ooh yes and me. (Although on the batthroom floor.) Clearly I'd had spaghetti cheese for tea.
...I can still remember it now, clear as day. :-\
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there must have been some peas or diced carrots in there somewhere although you never remember eating them. what if they never come out your bum :o :o they just sit there waiting for you to be sick one day :o :o
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captions please
IMG]http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j449/paullovejoy/imagesCAVT30SX.jpg[/IMG]
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try this
(http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j449/paullovejoy/imagesCAVT30SX.jpg)
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those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits :D
well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up :o :o oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door
and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add
falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part
Not whilst at it, I hope ;)
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try this
(http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j449/paullovejoy/imagesCAVT30SX.jpg)
;D he actually looks quite comfortable ;D
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Under a car whilst repairing it
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On the bog, done that but was at work :o, In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.
Narcolepsy rules :y
(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbch-lIHwCjS3k16X64i1UkUIUJgDSyJeyIoqLT8jNKn9wrQDcGA)
is that you Phil or could it be terry wogan no wait a minute is it Albs after a hard night doing up his car working
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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I woke up in a very comfy Privet hedge once, it was about 5am in the middle of January and I had a light dusting of snow!! ::) I think I must have needed a little rest on my way home from the pub, trouble was I was in totally the wrong part of town!! :-\ ;D
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upside down in a mk2 cav after going out all day and night with a bird, dropped her off at 4 am got on to a127 next thing I know I'm upside down not a scratch on me but car was totalled. thing is i didn't even feel tired, apparently according to mr plod I bounced off central reservation and narrowly missed a lorry in a layby. oh to be young and stupid again :)
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and lucky by the sounds of it :o :y
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try this
(http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j449/paullovejoy/imagesCAVT30SX.jpg)
;D he actually looks quite comfortable ;D
it does look like Daz from behind......not that i meant from behind as in behind oh furk it i know what i meant :y
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those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits :D
well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up :o :o oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door
and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add
falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part
Not whilst at it, I hope ;)
yes :-[ :-[ and not just the once :-[ but last time it was my birthday :o :o :-[
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In a half eaten lamb henry, next to a half drunk pint of beer (the first of the evening) on my first leave from Sandhurst ::)
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those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits :D
well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up :o :o oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door
and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add
falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part
Not whilst at it, I hope ;)
yes :-[ :-[ and not just the once :-[ but last time it was my birthday :o :o :-[
Oh dear, oh dear. Can't have pleased wifey .... that could be understood 2 ways I realise.
Confession time. You're not the only one. :-[ After a very heavy night out with buddies ..... you know the story.....get going ... pause for a second to catch breath .... and oops, fell asleep. :-[ . But only once.
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LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place :-* been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!
Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads :-[,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!
They were lethal even when the rider was wide awake.!! :o ;D ;D
yes it was a bit of a handful, but the wheelies it kept doing really turned said bird on!!! ::)Kim was her name lol ahh memories
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Many years ago, at a holiday camp, in the front row watching a comedian.
Fell asleep and started snorning.
Everybody said it was funnier than the comedian.
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On the loo is a personal favourite ::)
Strangest is probably on a piano stool...
Lying under the car, mid repair seems to be an ideal place to have a nap, especially on a warm day, less fun on freezing cold concrete though :-\ a quick and easy way to a nasty chest infection ime :'(
It would also appear that several of us are lucky to be here... :-X
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I regularly fall asleep whilst reading one of Lovescocks pos..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Inside Keira Knightley........she wasn't as good as I'd hoped. ;)
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Under the cigarette machine in the mean fiddler.and in stir.going nettles in the park. :(
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Fell asleep in a Tree many moons ago, was rat ar$ed walking back from a Pub, decided to go and get some Squirrels like you do?, fell asleep and was awoken while I was being bashed all over the place by branches before coming to rest on the ground.
Stupid thing to do on reflection, surprised I didn't kill myself! :-[ :-[ :-[
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When I was 17 I worked with a woman whos husband worked at British Aerospace as it was in them days, anyway lets just say he was on nights, I was keeping his girlfriend company and we fell asleep only to be woken by the front door closing. I got a good hiding that night which taught me a good lesson. They split a short while after and a couple of years later mine and furry face's (he had a tom selleck tash) paths crossed again but luckily I found out that we were seeing the same women and decided I didn't want another good hiding ::)
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This is more relaxing for sleep ...
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/drunk.jpg)
;D
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Inside Keira Knightley........she wasn't as good as I'd hoped. ;)
just lost a mouthfull of beer then ;D ;D ;D ;D excellent
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Fell asleep in a Tree many moons ago, was rat ar$ed walking back from a Pub, decided to go and get some Squirrels like you do?, fell asleep and was awoken while I was being bashed all over the place by branches before coming to rest on the ground.
Stupid thing to do on reflection, surprised I didn't kill myself! :-[ :-[ :-[
i must be wierd i normally try and get a kebab never tried for a squirrel :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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I regularly fall asleep whilst reading one of Lovescocks pos..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hey calm down calm down dey do dat dont dey.......its a good ting den Steve at least you get more beatuy sleep you ugly furker :-* ;D
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This is more relaxing for sleep ...
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/drunk.jpg)
;D
the OOF Northants meet no one worked on the cars that day ;D ;D
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This is more relaxing for sleep ...
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/drunk.jpg)
;D
the OOF Northants meet no one worked on the cars that day ;D ;D
Thats the position you end up when you have replaced the dis pack or b@st@d bolt ;D
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Back in my Scooter Rally days i've fallen asleep on Lowstoft Beach (above the high tide mark). Various different tents and rally sites. Under a table at an allnight in Gt Yarmouth but did get to see the late, great Edwin Star first. Propped up againist a PA speaker at another all nighter and the band was playing at the time, various gardens and on the back of a mates Vespa going to Fort William
Andy