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[paul.lovejoy]

On the lavatory and - in spite of whatever entreaties are made for me to expand on this - that's all you’re getting.

were you on the Job Mr D

[Omegatoy]

LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!

Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads ,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!

[paul.lovejoy]

LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!

Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads ,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!

that has to beat it all so did you keep in touch with the goats or were they just a 2 day stand you stud  , i have heard of going back for seconds

[albitz]

LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!

Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads ,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!

They were lethal even when the rider was wide awake.!! 

[SIR Philbutt]

On the bog, done that but was at work  , In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.

Narcolepsy rules 

[Jimbob]

In the shower as a kid!

[pauls]

In my younger days after a few to many drinks i work up in a garden face down in my own sick.
Another time I was not asleep on the toilet i fell asleep cuddling it.

[paul.lovejoy]

the porcelin telephone

[paul.lovejoy]

On the bog, done that but was at work  , In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.

Narcolepsy rules 

is that you Phil or could it be terry wogan no wait a minute is it Albs after a hard night doing up his car working

[feeutfo]

In my younger days after a few to many drinks i work up in a garden face down in my own sick.
Another time I was not asleep on the toilet i fell asleep cuddling it.

Ooh ooh yes and me. (Although on the batthroom floor.) Clearly I'd had spaghetti cheese for tea.

...I can still remember it now, clear as day.

[paul.lovejoy]

there must have been some peas or diced carrots in there somewhere although you never remember eating them. what if they never come out your bum they just sit there waiting for you to be sick one day

[paul.lovejoy]

captions please

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[paul.lovejoy]

try this

[OOMV6]

those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits

well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door

and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add

falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part

Not whilst at it, I hope 

[feeutfo]

try this

he actually looks quite comfortable