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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Johnny English on 28 August 2012, 15:03:11
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Here you are the latest evidence of human idiotism namely the pool test, which happens at some worker households after arriving from one week job. Well your wife wants to be sure of the faith of you so puts you into the home pool and she is looking whether if your small balls are either affloating or hanging...In case of hanging, which means they are full, you get away with it... ;D ;D ;D Good luck with test haha :y
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WTF? ;D
There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
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If in wales - do as the locals :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif
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WTF? ;D
There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
??? ???
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Here you are the latest evidence of human idiotism namely the pool test, which happens at some worker households after arriving from one week job. Well your wife wants to be sure of the faith of you so puts you into the home pool and she is looking whether if your small balls are either affloating or hanging...In case of hanging, which means they are full, you get away with it... ;D ;D ;D Good luck with test haha :y
Don't worry the Indians will soon have a cream for it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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WTF? ;D
There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife ;D
Don't worry the Indians will soon have a cream for it. ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D :y
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WTF? ;D
There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife ;D
Praise be to Allah for that one ;D
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WTF? ;D
There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife ;D
Praise be to Allah for that one ;D
Hmm. Not so sure about that. Sounds expensive, for a start. ;)
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Might get a few false results if the waters too cold ;D
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If in wales - do as the locals :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif
Apparently in Luton DIY is extremely popular. ;)
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Ah but -- am only in Luton at weekends at best. so one has to put up with what is available!
However exceptions are made at the present time - as have not seen a woman for over a week!
None allowed on the island!
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I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then. After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D
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I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then. After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D
Yeah right, I bet the bicep on your right arm is much bigger than your left :D
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I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then. After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D
You not met miss palmer and her 4 daughters ;D ;D
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Was told by the local (saudi) guy in Jeddah that , fun and games only with a woman if married (to her!), but a young boy was acceptable, OR an Animal!
And they think we are decadent! - I think we are more normal.
Also the thoughts of exiting from a lift into a crowded hotel foyer with a sheep on a lead ( leaving wellies in the room) did not appeal.
But was always nice to find the halfway point back to civilisation- as invariably a black sack walked down to the loo returning in tight jeans and T-Shirt
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I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then. After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D
Yeah right, I bet the bicep on your right arm is much bigger than your left :D
Nope, both arms get as much exercise as the other when you need both ;)
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I used to go 100 strokes then change hands
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Ah but -- am only in Luton at weekends at best. so one has to put up with what is available!
However exceptions are made at the present time - as have not seen a woman for over a week!
None allowed on the island!
??? Island ?
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I used to go 100 strokes then change hands
I saw some copies of pictures of early olympic games where athlets had strongly assimetric muscles...supposedly they didn't change hand on time... :D :D :D
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??? Island ?
yes it's surrounded by water - a little smaller than australia so is not a continent-- approx 30 minutes to walk around it!
No booze, no tv, so I get to make my model boats ( then a full size one so can escape- assuming can get past the Somalian pirates!)