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Johnny English

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Pool test
« on: 28 August 2012, 15:03:11 »
Here you are the latest evidence of human idiotism namely the pool test, which happens at some worker households after arriving from one week job. Well your wife wants to be sure of the faith of you so puts you into the home pool and she is looking whether if your small balls are either affloating or hanging...In case of hanging, which means they are full, you get away with it... ;D ;D ;D Good luck with test haha  :y
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #1 on: 28 August 2012, 15:38:04 »
WTF? ;D

There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #2 on: 28 August 2012, 18:14:52 »
If in wales - do as the locals :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #3 on: 28 August 2012, 18:40:28 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 August 2012, 15:38:04
WTF? ;D

There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X

 ??? ???
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #4 on: 28 August 2012, 20:46:12 »
Quote from: Johnny English on 28 August 2012, 15:03:11
Here you are the latest evidence of human idiotism namely the pool test, which happens at some worker households after arriving from one week job. Well your wife wants to be sure of the faith of you so puts you into the home pool and she is looking whether if your small balls are either affloating or hanging...In case of hanging, which means they are full, you get away with it... ;D ;D ;D Good luck with test haha  :y

Don't worry the Indians will soon have a cream for it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #5 on: 29 August 2012, 07:45:43 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 August 2012, 15:38:04
WTF? ;D

There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X

Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife  ;D

Quote from: Rods2 on 28 August 2012, 20:46:12

Don't worry the Indians will soon have a cream for it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D


 ;D  :y
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #6 on: 29 August 2012, 10:18:46 »
Quote from: Johnny English on 29 August 2012, 07:45:43
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 August 2012, 15:38:04
WTF? ;D

There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X

Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife  ;D
Praise be to Allah for that one  ;D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #7 on: 29 August 2012, 11:47:34 »
Quote from: Martian on 29 August 2012, 10:18:46
Quote from: Johnny English on 29 August 2012, 07:45:43
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 August 2012, 15:38:04
WTF? ;D

There is, after all, more than one way to empty them, no? :-X

Oh yess Kevin, especially if you had more than one wife  ;D
Praise be to Allah for that one  ;D
Hmm. Not so sure about that. Sounds expensive, for a start. ;)
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #8 on: 29 August 2012, 13:51:27 »
Might get a few false results if the waters too cold  ;D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #9 on: 29 August 2012, 23:31:46 »
Quote from: kev2b4 on 28 August 2012, 18:14:52
If in wales - do as the locals :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif

Apparently in Luton DIY is extremely popular.  ;)
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #10 on: 30 August 2012, 14:16:52 »
Ah but -- am only in Luton at weekends at best. so one has to put up with what is available!

However exceptions are made at the present time - as have not seen a woman for over a week!

None allowed on the island!
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #11 on: 30 August 2012, 15:24:24 »
I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then.  After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #12 on: 30 August 2012, 15:28:12 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 August 2012, 15:24:24
I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then.  After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D

Yeah right, I bet the bicep on your right arm is much bigger than your left :D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #13 on: 30 August 2012, 15:37:41 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 August 2012, 15:24:24
I had better not go swimming straight after getting back to the UK then.  After 6 months away they'll drag me to the bottom ;D ;D ;D



You not met miss palmer and her 4 daughters  ;D ;D
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Re: Pool test
« Reply #14 on: 30 August 2012, 16:26:52 »
Was told by the local (saudi) guy in Jeddah that , fun and games only with a woman if married (to her!), but a young boy was acceptable, OR an Animal!

And they think we are decadent! - I think we are more normal.

Also the thoughts of exiting from a lift into a crowded hotel foyer with a sheep on a lead ( leaving wellies in the room) did not appeal.

But was always nice to find the halfway point back to civilisation- as invariably a black sack walked down to the loo returning in tight jeans and T-Shirt
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