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Title: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 17:18:22
Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro02.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro01.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro.jpg)


I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception :(
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: YZ250 on 13 January 2013, 17:37:05
Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.


I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception :(

It was caught on CCTV apparrantly and is just about to earn Wareham reception £250 on You've Been Framed.  ;) ;D
Nice awning and van Tony. Enjoy your break.  :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 January 2013, 17:39:29
Another Terbert :-X ::) :D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 13 January 2013, 17:42:42
Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: STMO123 on 13 January 2013, 18:03:06
A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: b4ndit on 13 January 2013, 18:07:17
A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 18:57:57
Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

The guru's on here said my 2.5ltr Estate would not tow it, so I reckon the 2.2 would have broken in half ;D ;D ;D. Not sure if my 2.6 Estate would tow it either :(
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 19:02:20
A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.

That's just the sort of remark a 'Queen' would come out with, luvvy ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 13 January 2013, 19:09:30
I reckon a V6 would tow it , but legally weightwise would be a no no, we were in Yorkshire last year & on some of the hills even the Terracan had to be put into 2nd gear , so without doubt it would have killed the 2.2 auto.
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 19:13:42
Yes, it is a no, no weightwise, and as was pointed out at the time...once you get going, at some point you have to stop !!!!!!! ;D :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: omega3000 on 13 January 2013, 19:56:22
Nice van and bargain awning by the looks of it  :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 21:19:15
Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro02.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro01.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro.jpg)


I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....
just hope they never saw in reception :(

What a 'Terbert'................ :D :D ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 21:31:31
Ok Mike.....have another laugh

Me and swmbo decided to go out for a meal tonight to somewhere a bit above the normal crap. Had a lovelly steak, etc. All went well, till swmbo decided she could not finish her pint of cider. So I reached over for it....I forgot the candle, and all the hairs on my arm caught fire. Geez, did it stink. My arm is now like Yul Brynners head. :(

Thinking back....I think all my troubles started after my brother shot me with a crossbow when I was twelve. Had seven weeks in hospital with that one. Its all gone downhill since :(
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 21:44:22
Ok Mike.....have another laugh

Me and swmbo decided to go out for a meal tonight to somewhere a bit above the normal crap. Had a lovelly steak, etc. All went well, till swmbo decided she could not finish her pint of cider. So I reached over for it....I forgot the candle, and all the hairs on my arm caught fire. Geez, did it stink. My arm is now like Yul Brynners head. :(

Thinking back....I think all my troubles started after my brother shot me with a crossbow when I was twelve. Had seven weeks in hospital with that one. Its all gone downhill since :(

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Turk on 13 January 2013, 21:53:21
(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv327/Turkpix/Quattro02_zpsa8229873.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: the alarming man on 13 January 2013, 21:56:59
Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

The guru's on here said my 2.5ltr Estate would not tow it, so I reckon the 2.2 would have broken in half ;D ;D ;D. Not sure if my 2.6 Estate would tow it either :(


i have a v8 discovery that will tow your van and possibley both your cars all at the same time  :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 21:57:17
(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv327/Turkpix/Quattro02_zpsa8229873.jpg)

 ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Seth on 13 January 2013, 21:59:26





Careful Sospanite .... seem to recall your prowess with a camera/photoshop got the better of ya just over a year ago:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/43954633/Sethsmate.jpg)
.... and by some strange coincidence you ain't been seen in these parts since! :o
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: the alarming man on 13 January 2013, 21:59:39
there aint NO WAY its towing that lol
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: henryd on 13 January 2013, 22:08:07
Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

The guru's on here said my 2.5ltr Estate would not tow it, so I reckon the 2.2 would have broken in half ;D ;D ;D. Not sure if my 2.6 Estate would tow it either :(


i have a v8 discovery that will tow your van and possibley both your cars all at the same time  :y


The v8 does indeed tow well,mine likes a good drink while doing it though  :-X
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 22:12:37
Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

The guru's on here said my 2.5ltr Estate would not tow it, so I reckon the 2.2 would have broken in half ;D ;D ;D. Not sure if my 2.6 Estate would tow it either :(


i have a v8 discovery that will tow your van and possibley both your cars all at the same time  :y

I will have to 'Trump you' with a Jeep which will tow the discovery, both cars and the caravan up a hill...... :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 22:18:46
I know I'm on the receiving end, but that post by Turk is worth an Oscar.
Brilliant mind !!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 13 January 2013, 22:19:30
From what I have heard about Land Rovers , they spend quite a lot of time being towed anyway!!
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: acope on 13 January 2013, 22:21:42
Could always check matching capabilities via this site...http://www.towcar.info/basic_index.php (http://www.towcar.info/basic_index.php)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 22:26:49
Could always check matching capabilities via this site...http://www.towcar.info/basic_index.php (http://www.towcar.info/basic_index.php)

We had a long twin axel 6 birth tourer some years ago, before we bought the 'Static' think it was a 6.20... :-\ :-\ but I had a tow bar fitted to our 2.0L Manual Mig, the weights must have matched though...... :) :)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 13 January 2013, 22:32:30
Yes...this is a weighty old caravan, Mike. Twin axle....but I think Elddis vans are generally heavier than your average :y

Comes out heavier kerbweight than the Omega

Especially now as its weighted down with burgers and sausages and drinks ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 22:35:06
Yes...this is a weighty old caravan, Mike. Twin axle....but I think Elddis vans are generally heavier than your average :y
Comes out heavier kerbweight than the Omega

Yes, you are right there..... :y :y swmbo just told me ours was a Lunar Eclipse, which was light for it's size, lovely Van mind....... :y :y :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: the alarming man on 13 January 2013, 22:36:10
From what I have heard about Land Rovers , they spend quite a lot of time being towed anyway!!

well depends if you own a p38
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Turk on 13 January 2013, 23:01:36
I know I'm on the receiving end, but that post by Turk is worth an Oscar.
Brilliant mind !!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;)   My sister's Compass 'Magnum' has just had the same treatment, and is now on @rsebook.  (Now I'm in trouble !!  :-\)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2013, 23:05:14
From what I have heard about Land Rovers , they spend quite a lot of time being towed anyway!!

If you can find something solid enough to attach the rope to. ;)
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Vamps on 13 January 2013, 23:13:08
From what I have heard about Land Rovers , they spend quite a lot of time being towed anyway!!

If you can find something solid enough to attach the rope to. ;)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: henryd on 14 January 2013, 09:17:30
From what I have heard about Land Rovers , they spend quite a lot of time being towed anyway!!

If you can find something solid enough to attach the rope to. ;)

A bit harsh Mr Wood  :D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: omega3000 on 15 January 2013, 07:56:24
(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv327/Turkpix/Quattro02_zpsa8229873.jpg)

 ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X :-X :-X :-X


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Auto Addict on 15 January 2013, 08:43:49
It's worth shopping around, I got an Isabella awning from from the Isabella stand at the NEC a couple of years ago, they were selling off the old models for half price.
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 15 January 2013, 13:22:19
You are right there....if you wait till near the end of the show, they almost give them away....caravans too. A lot of it is so they don't have to take the stuff away....and also one-upmanship on other dealers on how many items/vans are sold at the show. We got loads of stuff at Earls Court show a few years ago. Good job we had friends with us, was a laugh getting it back via the tube ;D ;D
The friend with us bought one of those small Romahome motorhome things....got it for a stupid price, and the stuff they gave him as part of the bargain was beyond belief. Pity we could not drive it away, it would have solved our transport problems ;D
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: scimmy_man on 15 January 2013, 19:16:46
having "lost" a couple of awnings in storms over the last few years,
I now spend £100 ish on the bendy rod ones,

if it gets demolished in a storm, I bin it.
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: bored bigyin54 on 15 January 2013, 22:29:26
Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro02.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro01.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Quattro.jpg)


I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception :(
porch awning no good for us . never get all my stuff in it .got a 3mtr wide one for mine :y
Title: Re: For caravan people only
Post by: Terbs on 15 January 2013, 23:48:15
Believe it or not...that one is 2.75mtr wide by 2.0mtr deep.
We use a full size awning in the better weather, which is a size 16 1025-1050
The porch awning is handy for just me and swmbo during the winter months. :y