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[Terbs]

Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.







I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception

[YZ250]

Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.


I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception

It was caught on CCTV apparrantly and is just about to earn Wareham reception £250 on You've Been Framed. 
Nice awning and van Tony. Enjoy your break. 

[Lazydocker]

Another Terbert

[2boxerdogs]

Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

[STMO123]

A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.

[b4ndit]

A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.

[Terbs]

Hi looks good, same van as we bought last year, was going to tow it with the 2.2 & then realised it was not a good match so bought a Hyundai Terracan to tow with.We have recently bought a porch awning as well , not going to be used until March though.

The guru's on here said my 2.5ltr Estate would not tow it, so I reckon the 2.2 would have broken in half . Not sure if my 2.6 Estate would tow it either

[Terbs]

A porch awning and a gold omega. You are a very, very sad man.

That's just the sort of remark a 'Queen' would come out with, luvvy

[2boxerdogs]

I reckon a V6 would tow it , but legally weightwise would be a no no, we were in Yorkshire last year & on some of the hills even the Terracan had to be put into 2nd gear , so without doubt it would have killed the 2.2 auto.

[Terbs]

Yes, it is a no, no weightwise, and as was pointed out at the time...once you get going, at some point you have to stop !!!!!!!

[omega3000]

Nice van and bargain awning by the looks of it 

[Vamps]

Hi all

Decided to get a porch awning for the winter months....pays to shop around. Got this 2013 Dorema Quattro from Jeff Bowen Awnings on the web, delivered free and £44 cheaper than any of the local stockists. Ordered last monday, delivered here on Wednesday.







I know this will amuse a few, but was in reception half hour ago, talking about risk assesment and H & S. When I came out, I looked the wrong way, and fell arris over head into a big flower tub.
Swmbo wet herself....just hope they never saw in reception

What a 'Terbert'................

[Terbs]

Ok Mike.....have another laugh

Me and swmbo decided to go out for a meal tonight to somewhere a bit above the normal crap. Had a lovelly steak, etc. All went well, till swmbo decided she could not finish her pint of cider. So I reached over for it....I forgot the candle, and all the hairs on my arm caught fire. Geez, did it stink. My arm is now like Yul Brynners head.

Thinking back....I think all my troubles started after my brother shot me with a crossbow when I was twelve. Had seven weeks in hospital with that one. Its all gone downhill since

[Vamps]

Ok Mike.....have another laugh

Me and swmbo decided to go out for a meal tonight to somewhere a bit above the normal crap. Had a lovelly steak, etc. All went well, till swmbo decided she could not finish her pint of cider. So I reached over for it....I forgot the candle, and all the hairs on my arm caught fire. Geez, did it stink. My arm is now like Yul Brynners head.

Thinking back....I think all my troubles started after my brother shot me with a crossbow when I was twelve. Had seven weeks in hospital with that one. Its all gone downhill since

 

[Turk]