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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 April 2013, 14:50:36
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........if the old reprobate can spend more than seven grand on a new chelsea tractor without a second thought? ;)
It seems that crime does pay. ::) ;)
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Steve is a man of mystery! He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.
He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Steve is a man of mystery! He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.
He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield. ;)
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Steve is a man of mystery! He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.
He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield. ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Steve is a man of mystery! He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.
He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield. ;)
Probably as we speak the 'real' STMO is being anally probed in an alien craft somewhere in the upper atmosphere above Wakefield, while his 'Doppleganger' takes his place here among us! Problem is, these aliens have cross wired the 'personality module' on the Dupe, so instead of the steady stream of sarky invective & 'dangle berries' we've all come to know & love, instead we get reasoned argument, gentle humour & genuine concern for others! :o They aint foolin' me! ;D
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It's only four grand with the trade-in, Tealeaf, about the same as annual running costs for an omega.
Anally probed you say, Phil? No need for aliens, I can assure you. ;D
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He's a scouser, the car was yellow with different plates and now has no VIN numbers. He picked it up from an ASDA car park ::) ;D ;D
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
Excellent, that's exactly where I park.
See you at Asda Mr shiny new car owner. ;D ;D
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I've been paid out twice by asda for being hit by their trolleys in their car park.It's their car park,It's their trolleys,My car didn't run into their trolleys.
Alfie
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I heard he made his fortune in the scouse brothel region, selling his butt to any needy male.... he'd then steal and sell their cars
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
;D even long distances and different countries dont change habits.. ;D :y
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I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... :-\
You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! :o
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I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... :-\
You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! :o
You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.
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I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... :-\
You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! :o
You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.
....are they not one and the same?. ;)
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I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... :-\
You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! :o
You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.
....are they not one and the same?. ;)
Ask Mrs Opti. See how good her memory is. ;D
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY
Because you are so attractive?
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What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner. :(
I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY
Because you are so attractive?
No, it is just that male bonding thing! Cars want to be next to other cars; or rather men want to show that theirs is better and bigger than the one adjacent! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it. ;D
The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it ::)
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she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack
or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping :D :D :D
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she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack
or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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i certainley have not got 120 million thats for sure ;D ;D ;D
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she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack
or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping :D :D :D
The mind boggles, Mr Lovejoy. :o :o :o ;)
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its an insecure lack of confiedence thing mr O ;D ;D ;D
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it. ;D
The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it ::)
You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys :y
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hes got more money than god :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it. ;D
The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it ::)
You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys :y
I like 'em cheap and cheerful :y
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it. ;D
The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it ::)
You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys :y
I like 'em cheap and cheerful :y
That's probably because you're a stupid emo ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie ::)
From what I have seen it is! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it. ;D
The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it ::)
You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys :y
I like 'em cheap and cheerful :y
That's probably because you're a stupid emo ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
No. It's because I stand a chance.
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£4k is hardly an extortionate amount to pay to change cars..... ;) ;)
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£4k is hardly an extortionate amount to pay to change cars..... ;) ;)
.....mere petty cash for our Steven. ;)
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
A kept man with a slack arse. :(
But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win. :(
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
A kept man with a slack arse. :(
But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win. :(
What's a pension?......... :'( :'(
I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me. :-* :-*
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
A kept man with a slack arse. :(
But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win. :(
What's a pension?......... :'( :'(
I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me. :-* :-*
I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in? ;D
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
A kept man with a slack arse. :(
But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win. :(
What's a pension?......... :'( :'(
I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me. :-* :-*
I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in? ;D
As a socialist I believe in the redistribution of wealth from the rich to the poor.
You're rich and I'm poor. :)
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He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man ;D
A kept man with a slack arse. :(
But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win. :(
What's a pension?......... :'( :'(
I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me. :-* :-*
I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in? ;D
As a socialist I believe in the redistribution of wealth from the rich to the poor. Or....I hide all my money offshore and claim to be a socialist. That way, the taxman doesn't give me second look.
You're rich and I'm poor. :)
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Does that mean piss off and find your own money?
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Does that mean piss off and find your own money?
Affirmative.
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Does that mean piss off and find your own money?
Affirmative.
Maggie was right. There is no such thing as society. ;D
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
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Forget Cyprus, STMO's obviously flogged some of his gold to fund the new car and the markets have taken fright!! ;)
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Forget Cyprus, STMO's obviously flogged some of his gold to fund the new car and the markets have taken fright!! ;)
My money is all tied up.
In little elastic bands.
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
Don't be so fat, you.
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Careful STEMO your good lady on £50k with a nice pension, Opti is broke and a charmer ::) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Careful STEMO your good lady on £50k with a nice pension, Opti is broke and a charmer ::) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, remember, a 12 incher :o I've had it :(
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Careful STEMO your good lady on £50k with a nice pension, Opti is broke and a charmer ::) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, remember, a 12 incher :o I've had it :(
That's his nose ;), Optipinochio ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
Oh I wouldn't trust him personally.
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
Oh I wouldn't trust him personally.
Charming. ;D
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
Oh I wouldn't trust him personally.
Charming. ;D
Thanks :D :y.
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Careful STEMO your good lady on £50k with a nice pension, Opti is broke and a charmer ::) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, remember, a 12 incher :o I've had it :(
....if I fold it in half. :)
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He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.
Nice car though :y.
just pm him your details ( no credit card) sure he can pick a couple up for you Del wont have any keys or the V5 and wipers may be working all the time but they will be cheap ::) ::) :o
Don't be so fat, you.
oi mr brown i am not fat just cuddly :-*
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Careful STEMO your good lady on £50k with a nice pension, Opti is broke and a charmer ::) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, remember, a 12 incher :o I've had it :(
....if I fold it in half. :)
I'll refer you to post 51 ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D