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[STMO123]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it.









The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it

You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys

I like 'em cheap and cheerful

[cleggy]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it.









The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it

You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys

I like 'em cheap and cheerful

That's probably because you're a stupid emo

[STMO123]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it.









The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it

You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys

I like 'em cheap and cheerful

That's probably because you're a stupid emo

No. It's because I stand a chance.

[Vamps]

 £4k is hardly an extortionate amount to pay to change cars.....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

£4k is hardly an extortionate amount to pay to change cars.....

.....mere petty cash for our Steven.

[Elite Pete]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

[STMO123]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

A kept man with a slack arse.

But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

A kept man with a slack arse.

But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win.

What's a pension?.........

I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me.

[STMO123]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

A kept man with a slack arse.

But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win.

What's a pension?.........

I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me.

I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

A kept man with a slack arse.

But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win.

What's a pension?.........

I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me.

I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in?

As a socialist I believe in the redistribution  of wealth from the rich to the poor.

You're rich and I'm poor.

[STMO123]

He was a rent boy for years in his youth now he's past it he's a kept man

A kept man with a slack arse.

But I won't be a kept man forever. I have checked up and I have the requisite number of paid-up years for a full pension. But, I guess, Opti will pillary me for accepting it. I can't win.

What's a pension?.........

I shall spend my final days in squalor and destitution, Steve...........unless you help me.

I'll help you out.
Which way did you come in?

As a socialist I believe in the redistribution  of wealth from the rich to the poor. Or....I hide all my money offshore and claim to be a socialist. That way, the taxman doesn't give me second look.

You're rich and I'm poor.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does that mean piss off and find your own money?

[STMO123]

Does that mean piss off and find your own money?

Affirmative.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does that mean piss off and find your own money?

Affirmative.

Maggie was right. There is no such thing as society.

[Del Boy]

He's up to no good the STEMO bloke, always has been.

Nice car though  .