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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Lizzie_Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Penis envy?. ;) :-* :-* :-*
........seriously though, Lizzie. The guy sounds like a flasher to me. :-X
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
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Penis envy?. ;) :-* :-* :-*
........seriously though, Lizzie. The guy sounds like a flasher to me. :-X
How any girl would want one of those things............................. apart from in the normal way! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
As for a flasher, well if that is the case, he, who is so well endowed, can flash me anyday!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) It cheered me up no end...............and was sooooo funny! :D :D
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Exactly what was he doing 'bollock naked' .....in a lift?
The mind boggles. ;D ;D
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
Can't have been me, Opti, I'd have had her eye out. ;D
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
Can't have been me, Opti, I'd have had her eye out. ;D
Show off. ;) ;D ;D
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Could have been worse....you could have had a stroke ;D ;D ;D
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what a girl just dropped one man off and theres another waiting in her lift ::) ::)
oh let me go up please :-* :-*
Glad it lifted your spirits, could have been worse could have been a nude broken in Daz with his new mate Winston
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:( :( ;D
Was he a member :-*
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just one hand :o :o ::) ::)
Perhaps you should have gone for a lie down ::) :D :-X ;D ;D :-*
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I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.
As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor. So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.
The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o
The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror. The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any! He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other! He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!" ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just one hand :o :o ::) ::)
Perhaps you should have gone for a lie down ::) :D :-X ;D ;D :-*
He couldn't for a bit as of course I ordered him out of the lift. I was hoping he would have to go outside so he could cool down a bit! :D :D :D ;)
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what a girl just dropped one man off and theres another waiting in her lift ::) ::)
oh let me go up please :-* :-*
Glad it lifted your spirits, could have been worse could have been a nude broken in Daz with his new mate Winston
Yep, one of my better days!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Exactly what was he doing 'bollock naked' .....in a lift?
The mind boggles. ;D ;D
Mine did Opti!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Was it a stick on 2 handed thing :o :D ::) ;D
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Was it a stick on 2 handed thing :o :D ::) ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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You missed a trick there Lizzie....
You should have invited him to your flat.....with the excuse of finding him something to put on !! :-)
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You missed a trick there Lizzie....
You should have invited him to your flat.....with the excuse of finding him something to put on !! :-)
Now that would have been going too far! :o :o :o :o The preview was quite good enough! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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We have to get what we can these days and be grateful ::) :D I thought a lady of your wisdom would have known that :y :y :y
Just smile later ;D ;D ;D :-*
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We have to get what we can these days and be grateful ::) :D I thought a lady of your wisdom would have known that :y :y :y
Just smile later ;D ;D ;D :-*
Oh I was Cleggy! :y :y A lady like me sees those rare moments as................................a flaming good laugh without any commitment in the morning ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Was he a member :-*
Maybe not, but sounds like Lizzie was very impressed with his member!! :)
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Was he a member :-*
Maybe not, but sounds like Lizzie was very impressed with his member!! :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Thinking about it, are you sure it wasn't a ' fit up ', Lovecock lives not so far away?? :-\
Just thinking about his various nicknames, Lovelength, Lovesnake, Lovehose, Lovehead, Love-end etc etc and it seems just his style!! ::) ;D
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Thinking about it, are you sure it wasn't a ' fit up ', Lovecock lives not so far away?? :-\
Just thinking about his various nicknames, Lovelength, Lovesnake, Lovehose, Lovehead, Love-end etc etc and it seems just his style!! ::) ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ::)
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Nothing from Lizzie since 19:40. I bet she is going up and down in the lift hoping for a repeat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!! ::) ;D
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Nothing from Lizzie since 19:40. I bet she is going up and down in the lift hoping for a repeat. ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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We have to get what we can these days and be grateful ::) :D I thought a lady of your wisdom would have known that :y :y :y
Just smile later ;D ;D ;D :-*
Oh I was Cleggy! :y :y A lady like me sees those rare moments as................................a flaming good laugh without any commitment in the morning ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
what you mean you dont even get breakfast :o :o
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Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!! ::) ;D
Your joking been in 14 lifts , arrested twice, told to come back when i grow up 4 times, bitten by a dog, scratched by a pussy cat, chased by winston, spanked by the local bowls team and well you dont want to know what they do with carrots up here :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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oh and covered in marmite :o :o
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Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!! ::) ;D
Your joking been in 14 lifts , arrested twice, told to come back when i grow up 4 times, bitten by a dog, scratched by a pussy cat, chased by winston, spanked by the local bowls team and well you dont want to know what they do with carrots up here :o :o ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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oh and covered in marmite :o :o
You either love it or you hate it ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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oh and covered in marmite :o :o
You either love it or you hate it ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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plus depends who puts it on when its a 6ft x 6ft welsh man i bloody hate it :o :o
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Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!! ::) ;D
Your joking been in 14 lifts , arrested twice, told to come back when i grow up 4 times, bitten by a dog, scratched by a pussy cat, chased by winston, spanked by the local bowls team and well you dont want to know what they do with carrots up here :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Ha so it was you waving your carrot around in the lift!!! :o Hence the title...... ;D
No you're right Loveveg, I don't want to know what you do with carrots in Kent, as it's probably a bit depressing. :-\ You stick to your hops Love!! ;) ;D
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Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!! ::) ;D
Your joking been in 14 lifts , arrested twice, told to come back when i grow up 4 times, bitten by a dog, scratched by a pussy cat, chased by winston, spanked by the local bowls team and well you dont want to know what they do with carrots up here :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Ha so it was you waving your carrot around in the lift!!! :o Hence the title...... ;D
No you're right Loveveg, I don't want to know what you do with carrots in Kent, as it's probably a bit depressing. :-\ You stick to your hops Love!! ;) ;D
No sign of lovelift down here! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
No sign of anything in the lift again either! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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its a stuggle nowadays even up and down in lifts thankfully it wasnt stairs :o :o, trouble the higher i go the worse it gets mr Wiggly is scared of heights :) :). Did think of putting a blind fold on him but that would be silly, he would look like a mugger then :) :)
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I don't suppose you noticed if he was handsome?
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You really have not read the forum before posting have you.......... ::)
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;) ;)
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Glad to be of service Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Glad to be of service Lizzie ;D ;D ;D ;D
I thought it could be you! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)