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Lizzie_Zoom

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A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 14:47:04 »
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #1 on: 01 June 2013, 14:53:11 »
Penis envy?. ;) :-* :-* :-*


........seriously though, Lizzie. The guy sounds like a flasher to me. :-X
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #2 on: 01 June 2013, 15:01:00 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #3 on: 01 June 2013, 15:17:02 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 01 June 2013, 14:53:11
Penis envy?. ;) :-* :-* :-*


........seriously though, Lizzie. The guy sounds like a flasher to me. :-X

How any girl would want one of those things............................. apart from in the normal way! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

As for a flasher, well if that is the case, he, who is so well endowed, can flash me anyday!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)  It cheered me up no end...............and was sooooo funny! :D :D
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #4 on: 01 June 2013, 15:19:47 »
Exactly what was he doing 'bollock naked'  .....in a lift?

The mind boggles. ;D ;D


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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #5 on: 01 June 2013, 15:21:17 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 01 June 2013, 15:01:00
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
Can't have been me, Opti, I'd have had her eye out. ;D
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #6 on: 01 June 2013, 15:30:09 »
Quote from: STEMO on 01 June 2013, 15:21:17
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 01 June 2013, 15:01:00
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


STMO?.......rumours abound, Lizzie. ::) ::) ;)
Can't have been me, Opti, I'd have had her eye out. ;D


Show off. ;) ;D ;D
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #7 on: 01 June 2013, 15:35:16 »
Could have been worse....you could have had a stroke ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #8 on: 01 June 2013, 16:24:43 »
what a girl just dropped one man off and theres another waiting in her lift ::) ::)

oh let me go up please :-* :-*

Glad it lifted your spirits, could have been worse could have been a nude broken in Daz with his new mate Winston
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #9 on: 01 June 2013, 16:42:12 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :( :( ;D 

Was he a member  :-*


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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #10 on: 01 June 2013, 17:18:41 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just one hand  :o :o ::) ::)
Perhaps you should have gone for a lie down ::) :D :-X ;D ;D :-*
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #11 on: 01 June 2013, 18:14:13 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 01 June 2013, 17:18:41
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:47:04
I came home late last night after dropping off a male friend at about 0030.

As usual I went to the lift, pushed the call button and noticed it was on the fourth floor.  So I waited for it to travel down, all the time noticing a man's voice was becoming louder.

The lift arrived, and what happened next; well!! :o :o :o :o :o

The lift doors opened and immediately I caught site of male buttocks in the lift's mirror.  The door then fully opened, and standing there was a well built man on a mobile phone, stark bollock naked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, let's say I never noticed what footwear he was wearing, if any!  He just said "Shit", covering his jewels with his left hand, and still holding his phone with the other!  He seemed very uncertain as what to do next - poor man - so I ordered him out of the lift saying "let me go up please", and making him pass me as he said "So sorry dear!!"  ::) ::) ::) ::);D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It is the best thrill I have had for - well a long time!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A wonderful moment for free! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just one hand  :o :o ::) ::)
Perhaps you should have gone for a lie down ::) :D :-X ;D ;D :-*

He couldn't for a bit as of course I ordered him out of the lift.  I was hoping he would have to go outside so he could cool down a bit! :D :D :D ;)
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #12 on: 01 June 2013, 18:52:06 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 01 June 2013, 16:24:43
what a girl just dropped one man off and theres another waiting in her lift ::) ::)

oh let me go up please :-* :-*

Glad it lifted your spirits, could have been worse could have been a nude broken in Daz with his new mate Winston

Yep, one of my better days!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #13 on: 01 June 2013, 18:52:48 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 01 June 2013, 15:19:47
Exactly what was he doing 'bollock naked'  .....in a lift?

The mind boggles. ;D ;D

Mine did Opti!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: A Lovely Shock
« Reply #14 on: 01 June 2013, 18:54:08 »
Was it a stick on 2 handed thing  :o :D ::) ;D
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