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Title: Old People
Post by: omega3000 on 22 November 2013, 15:52:05
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 November 2013, 15:53:46
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\
I'd be very careful on here if I were you. >:(   ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 November 2013, 15:57:55
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\
I'd be very careful on here if I were you. >:(   ;D


....and the 'old buggers' are a drain on the NHS, too. :)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: omega3000 on 22 November 2013, 15:59:06
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\
I'd be very careful on here if I were you. >:(   ;D

 ;D ;D

It does smell a bit in there  >:( ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 22 November 2013, 16:42:28
I p's me off when they all go shopping on a saturday.

They have all week FFS, make room for them as have to work through the week!
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: chrisgixer on 22 November 2013, 17:04:50
Morrisons does smell of wee. Just does. ::)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Gaffers on 22 November 2013, 17:10:47
Morrisons does smell of wee. Just does. ::)

And it smells of poo-stained matresses in here ::)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: chrisgixer on 22 November 2013, 17:12:33
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\
I'd be very careful on here if I were you. >:(   ;D

You been at it again Esta ? ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Rods2 on 22 November 2013, 20:19:10
I think some of them must arrive at 10am for shopping on a Sunday as that is the only they will make it round as a trolley blocking mobile chicane before it shuts at 4pm.  :( :( :( :(

They must end up with a parking ticket but if they can get an Audi driving witness I guess they will be okay.  ::) ::) :P :P ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Terbs on 22 November 2013, 20:27:25
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: tooleater on 22 November 2013, 20:35:02
There s a Brand new Morrisons opening on the 25/11/13 where I am, they even have parking for Vimmer Frames ;)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Vamps on 22 November 2013, 20:35:48
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(


And it catches you up faster than you think................ :D :D :y
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 November 2013, 20:36:43
There s a Brand new Morrisons opening on the 25/11/13 where I am, they even have parking for Vimmer Frames ;)
Hmmmmmm......tooleater.......I may have a job for you...... ::) :-*
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: darrenfos on 22 November 2013, 20:39:09
as slow as they can be we should remember, we will be like this one day and i always have allot of respect for there generation after all we are still talking English because of them.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 November 2013, 20:41:10
as slow as they can be we should remember, we will be like this one day and i always have allot of respect for there generation after all we are still talking English because of them.
:y :y :y Give that man a.......err...what's it called... ;D.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: chrisgixer on 22 November 2013, 20:47:05
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(

I certainly have the farts, old isn't far behind either, so stick around :y
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Vamps on 22 November 2013, 20:49:23
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 November 2013, 20:52:44
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Vamps on 22 November 2013, 20:54:55
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

I'll give you that, how about this one?......  ;)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1L-Camping-Travel-Male-Bed-Pee-Urinal-Bottle-Pisser-Cap-/220774318030?pt=AU_Medical_Special_Needs&hash=item33672cbfce
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 22 November 2013, 21:00:03
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

I'll give you that, how about this one?......  ;)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1L-Camping-Travel-Male-Bed-Pee-Urinal-Bottle-Pisser-Cap-/220774318030?pt=AU_Medical_Special_Needs&hash=item33672cbfce
Yeah :y That's big enough to have a shit in  ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 November 2013, 21:03:43
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

And if you shove that up your jacksie, it'll go all soggy and you'll have a right old mess on in your hands!!  :o ::) ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Rods2 on 22 November 2013, 21:05:53
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(

Think most OOF* already are.....







*Omega old farts.  ::) ::) :P :P ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Rods2 on 22 November 2013, 21:07:59
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

And if you shove that up your jacksie, it'll go all soggy and you'll have a right old mess on in your hands!!  :o ::) ;D

Is that why he drives a Daepoo.  ::) :o :P ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: omega3000 on 22 November 2013, 23:31:25
Yeah , after all we drive old mans cars omega  :( Hope they get some disability scooter's soon like tesco  :)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: YZ250 on 22 November 2013, 23:48:15

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1L-Camping-Travel-Male-Bed-Pee-Urinal-Bottle-Pisser-Cap-/220774318030?pt=AU_Medical_Special_Needs&hash=item33672cbfce

Ah, the good old plastic en-suite.  :y  ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 23 November 2013, 10:16:42
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: omega3000 on 23 November 2013, 15:52:52
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Cant remember Lizzie , im getting old  ::) ;D ;D ;D But i think i have a clue now as the shop are doing a promotion on bitter lemon drinks .. buy one get 2 free  :o So trundled into the shop myself today to get some . Low and behold the old gits have emptied the shelves  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: moggy on 23 November 2013, 17:38:48
There s a Brand new Morrisons opening on the 25/11/13 where I am, they even have parking for Vimmer Frames ;)
Hmmmmmm......tooleater.......I may have a job for you...... ::) :-*
Ste he said tooleater,you have put me off my sos,mash and gravy now. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 23 November 2013, 17:55:59
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Cant remember Lizzie , im getting old  ::) ;D ;D ;D But i think i have a clue now as the shop are doing a promotion on bitter lemon drinks .. buy one get 2 free  :o So trundled into the shop myself today to get some . Low and behold the old gits have emptied the shelves  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D :D ;)

I bet the gin and sherry was also running low! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: derek89 on 23 November 2013, 20:15:00
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: chrisgixer on 23 November 2013, 20:38:25
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off

Oi, don't you go taking up all the spaces furthest from the door ;)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 23 November 2013, 21:16:23
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off
derek89. Is that your age?
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 24 November 2013, 09:49:59
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off

That really p's me off.
Mrs Egg is disabled, and we always struggle to get a disabled bay.

ESPECIALLY at morrisons - who never seem to enforce the parking bays  >:( >:( >:(
One day this summer I counted 15 cars without disabled badges out of the 38 disabled bays  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 24 November 2013, 10:38:35
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off

That really p's me off.
Mrs Egg is disabled, and we always struggle to get a disabled bay.

ESPECIALLY at morrisons - who never seem to enforce the parking bays  >:( >:( >:(
One day this summer I counted 15 cars without disabled badges out of the 38 disabled bays  >:( >:( >:(
In my local asda, which has a humungus car park, the are two disabled spaces, nowhere near the entrance. Obviously just a box-ticking exercise.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: biggriffin on 24 November 2013, 12:15:43
Now there's a thread that would get the blood going "disabled spaces" is that the space's for the fat lazy smokers claiming dla while parking there new motability car, or the chav with two 10 year olds pumped up on red bull and coke,so they can claim for adhd.

then we look at people who have lost limbs doing there bit who don't want a fuss made.

disscuss?
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: martin42 on 24 November 2013, 15:54:43
Also old couples taking up child spaces when they are out with there 20+ old kids and think they have the right to park there,spotted this happening in brackley tesco carpark thursday morning whilst i was parked up there.
Also people parking in loading bays,then preventing delivery vans doing there job and having to drive around again to see if they can get parked up,and the disabled who abuse the blue badge and park anywhere causing a hazzard,including bus stops.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 24 November 2013, 16:15:41
"Obesecycles" (obesicles?)

or "mobility scooters" as they are officially known  ::)


Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 24 November 2013, 16:16:55
Also old couples taking up child spaces when they are out with there 20+ old kids and think they have the right to park there,spotted this happening in brackley tesco carpark thursday morning whilst i was parked up there.
Also people parking in loading bays,then preventing delivery vans doing there job and having to drive around again to see if they can get parked up,and the disabled who abuse the blue badge and park anywhere causing a hazzard,including bus stops.

In fact, *anyone*, parking *anywhere* when I want a space  >:(


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: derek89 on 25 November 2013, 02:01:16
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off

That really p's me off.
Mrs Egg is disabled, and we always struggle to get a disabled bay.

ESPECIALLY at morrisons - who never seem to enforce the parking bays  >:( >:( >:(
One day this summer I counted 15 cars without disabled badges out of the 38 disabled bays  >:( >:( >:(
In my local asda, which has a humungus car park, the are two disabled spaces, nowhere near the entrance. Obviously just a box-ticking exercise.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: derek89 on 25 November 2013, 02:02:55
I bet you use one of them just to be a idiot
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: derek89 on 25 November 2013, 02:09:52
I do not need anyone to alter my post when said idiot asks if my profile is my age,people making comments like that should grow up and stop being so insensitive
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 20:24:58
I do not need anyone to alter my post when said idiot asks if my profile is my age,people making comments like that should grow up and stop being so insensitive

Derek89 - meet Stemo.
he's like the embarrassing drunk uncle who turns up at *all* the parties and says inappropriate stuff.
We put up with him cos he's funny.
You might need a thicker skin if you're gonna read his posts.  :y
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: derek89 on 25 November 2013, 20:36:59
nobodies skin can be as thick as stemo,he doesn't even know me so what gives him the right to insult me. If that is known as "friendly banter" how does he treat his enemies?
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 20:58:22
steals their hubcaps.
 ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 20:58:52
nobodies skin can be as thick as stemo,he doesn't even know me so what gives him the right to insult me. If that is known as "friendly banter" how does he treat his enemies?
I don't have any enemies, Derek old boy. :-*
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Entwood on 25 November 2013, 21:00:48
nobodies skin can be as thick as stemo,he doesn't even know me so what gives him the right to insult me. If that is known as "friendly banter" how does he treat his enemies?
I don't have any enemies friends, Derek old boy. :-*

fixed that for you .. :)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 21:03:31
nobodies skin can be as thick as stemo,he doesn't even know me so what gives him the right to insult me. If that is known as "friendly banter" how does he treat his enemies?
I don't have any enemies friends, Derek old boy. :-*

fixed that for you .. :)
Thanks, Nige :y Always getting it wrong, me ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 21:08:39
Actually, Derek - he was probably asking if you were 89 cos he's looking for "friends" his own age
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 21:09:54
Actually, Derek - he was probably asking if you were 89 cos he's looking for "friends" his own age
 ;D ;D ;D
No I wasn't, I was trying to wind him up. Mind your own business you. :P
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: tunnie on 25 November 2013, 21:13:05
If anyone thinks STEMO is rude, they should check out the GS forum!
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 21:43:36
If anyone thinks STEMO is rude, they should check out the GS forum!
Me? Rude? No. Piss taking and perhaps a little forthright, but rude......no.
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 November 2013, 21:59:20
If anyone thinks STEMO is rude, they should check out the GS forum!
Me? Rude? No. Piss taking and perhaps a little forthright, but rude......no.

Well it's a bit rude coming on here taking the piss when you drive a oppsing Daewoo!  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Vamps on 25 November 2013, 22:03:50
If anyone thinks STEMO is rude, they should check out the GS forum!
Me? Rude? No. Piss taking and perhaps a little forthright, but rude......no.

Well it's a bit rude coming on here taking the piss when you drive a oppsing Daewoo!  ::)  ;D

Someone has to entertain him, the Daewoo forum banned him within 24 hours, something about him saying he drove his Chevy to the Levy...........and they don't do dry......... ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 22:10:14
If anyone thinks STEMO is rude, they should check out the GS forum!
Me? Rude? No. Piss taking and perhaps a little forthright, but rude......no.l

Well it's a bit rude coming on here taking the piss when you drive a oppsing Daewoo!  ::)  ;D
My Daewoo has a zafira engine, astra j platform and I can get bits for it from Evans Halshaw. I'm entitled to come on and be rude join in. :P
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 22:12:45
My lexus has a lexus platform, a Toyota engine, and never needs bits.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 22:15:23
My lexus has a lexus platform, a Toyota engine, and never needs bits.

 ;D ;D ;D
You do realise what you've just said. Any mention of a fault and I shall refer you back to this post. :)
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 22:17:23
for 600 quid, any fault, I'll just buy another  :y
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 22:18:55
seriously - I have 15 years of receipts, and apart from service items - tyres, brakes, fluids - it's needed one! brake light bulb
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: MR MISTER on 25 November 2013, 22:19:15
for 600 quid, any fault, I'll just buy another  :y
£600? You're definitely entitled to be on here ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: albitz on 25 November 2013, 22:33:28
Yep. It gives us Omega owners something to aspire to.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: bigegg on 25 November 2013, 22:35:22
If only they did a decent sized estate  :(