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Re: Old People
« Reply #15 on: 22 November 2013, 20:47:05 »
Quote from: terbert on 22 November 2013, 20:27:25
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(

I certainly have the farts, old isn't far behind either, so stick around :y
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« Reply #16 on: 22 November 2013, 20:49:23 »
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
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« Reply #17 on: 22 November 2013, 20:52:44 »
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« Reply #20 on: 22 November 2013, 21:03:43 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2013, 20:52:44
Quote from: Vamps on 22 November 2013, 20:49:23
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

And if you shove that up your jacksie, it'll go all soggy and you'll have a right old mess on in your hands!!  :o ::) ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 22 November 2013, 21:05:53 »
Quote from: terbert on 22 November 2013, 20:27:25
I hope I live to be 100, so I can watch some of you upstarts grow into 'old farts' >:(

Think most OOF* already are.....







*Omega old farts.  ::) ::) :P :P ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #22 on: 22 November 2013, 21:07:59 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 22 November 2013, 21:03:43
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2013, 20:52:44
Quote from: Vamps on 22 November 2013, 20:49:23
Steve, would you like something like this for Christmas, ideal for the older less mobile person  in an emergency...... ;) ;) :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Disposable-Pulp-Male-Urinal-Urine-Bottle-800ml-6-Pack-/310784438633?pt=UK_BOI_Medical_Lab_Equipment_Medical_Supplies_Disposables_ET&hash=item485c323169
The neck looks a bit small  :-\

And if you shove that up your jacksie, it'll go all soggy and you'll have a right old mess on in your hands!!  :o ::) ;D

Is that why he drives a Daepoo.  ::) :o :P ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 22 November 2013, 23:31:25 »
Yeah , after all we drive old mans cars omega  :( Hope they get some disability scooter's soon like tesco  :)
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« Reply #24 on: 22 November 2013, 23:48:15 »
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« Reply #25 on: 23 November 2013, 10:16:42 »
Quote from: Emd on 22 November 2013, 15:52:05
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #26 on: 23 November 2013, 15:52:52 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 23 November 2013, 10:16:42
Quote from: Emd on 22 November 2013, 15:52:05
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Cant remember Lizzie , im getting old  ::) ;D ;D ;D But i think i have a clue now as the shop are doing a promotion on bitter lemon drinks .. buy one get 2 free  :o So trundled into the shop myself today to get some . Low and behold the old gits have emptied the shelves  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D :D ;)
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« Reply #27 on: 23 November 2013, 17:38:48 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2013, 20:36:43
Quote from: tooleater on 22 November 2013, 20:35:02
There s a Brand new Morrisons opening on the 25/11/13 where I am, they even have parking for Vimmer Frames ;)
Hmmmmmm......tooleater.......I may have a job for you...... ::) :-*
Ste he said tooleater,you have put me off my sos,mash and gravy now. ;D ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 23 November 2013, 17:55:59 »
Quote from: Emd on 23 November 2013, 15:52:52
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 23 November 2013, 10:16:42
Quote from: Emd on 22 November 2013, 15:52:05
Do they all shop at Morrison's  ??? Waited in the car while grandma emd went in morrisons and all i seen was really old people going in  ::) Personally i dont like the food but was  just thinking  :-\


Was it a Wednesday Emd? ??? ???

In our Sainsbury's it is always Wednesdays when all the old and slow come out to fill the checkouts for endless wasted minutes! ::) ::) ::)

So as a youngster I avoid that day like the plague, as even the eastern European car washers in the car park seem to!  They and me aren't stupid! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Cant remember Lizzie , im getting old  ::) ;D ;D ;D But i think i have a clue now as the shop are doing a promotion on bitter lemon drinks .. buy one get 2 free  :o So trundled into the shop myself today to get some . Low and behold the old gits have emptied the shelves  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D :D ;)

I bet the gin and sherry was also running low! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 23 November 2013, 20:15:00 »
It's because of inconciderate young and capable are taking up all of the disabled bays,that by the time the aged and disabled walk the length of the carpark they are too knackered to fast enough to accomodate youngsters. May god help you lot should you ever be in the position you are putting the elderly in. If it ever happens to you i will laugh my false leg off
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