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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 June 2015, 12:06:14
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All I can find is a 'service' called the dental access centre. ???
This works by ringing at nine in the morning and hoping they can see you that day. Perhaps they can.....maybe they can't. In reality the line is probably engaged for hours just like when you call the quack. Sheesssh.
It gets worse. For a course of treatment as opposed to emergency work the waiting times have so far varied from six to ten months after registration. :'(
Then there is the private sector.
Denplan works out at £45 a month....£540 a year. However, they will only insure you AFTER all dental work has been completed and you have a perfect set of teeth that require little or no attention. Even then the cost of crowns are excluded under the terms and conditions of the policy.
Denplan must be laughing all the way to the bank.
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Because I live in a deprived area, rather than the effluence, oops, affluence found in South Lincolnshire, I have a choice of two NHS dental practices and two doctors surgeries. Both are permanently open to new patients.
Quite right too.
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Have you tried tying a piece of string from your malodorous molar to a door handle and slamming the door shut? Works every time.......I believe ;D
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I'm sure Mrs Opti would volunteer to slam the door. Watch out she doesn't try a couple of practice 'yanks' first though.
Oooooo.....the pain..... ;D
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best dental surgery have found is at your local hospital (most have them) but they are not widely publicised :y
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Got two round here :y
Why would a lord wish to go nhs when they normally use Harley st, or was your dentist in the news,over the weekend :'(
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One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.
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I've sampled both private and NHS in the past. In my opinion the private 'butchers' are no more skilled than the NHS.
Same people much of the time.
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One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.
You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age. :)
Well done you. :y
PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price. :-* :-*
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I've sampled both private and NHS in the past. In my opinion the private 'butchers' are no more skilled than the NHS.
Same people much of the time.
Correct, but folk should be grateful that any dentist spends time working for the cash-strapped NHS. I certainly wouldn't.
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One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.
You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age. :)
Well done you. :y
PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price. :-* :-*
If only I could afford it..... :(
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
She's the best one ive been to , very polite and friendly .. the assistant nurse is very attractive , i noticed she had tattooed eyebrows n all ???
I go to the dentist regularly :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTYbGxA3Sgwu2SVSvn32LiehmTGrcDw3ZLgFv4HPYeAZpNJeuR)
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One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.
You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age. :)
Well done you. :y
PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price. :-* :-*
If only I could afford it..... :(
Well.....if you hadn't spent the thick end of £10,000 on a 'top of the range' Astra.
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
She's the best one ive been to , very polite and friendly .. the assistant nurse is very attractive , i noticed she had tattooed eyebrows n all ???
I go to the dentist regularly :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Yes. Not so long ago a cultivated eastern european lady aged about thirty was on hand to attend to my dental needs.
I can still smell her perfume even now. :-* :-* :-* :D
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
She's the best one ive been to , very polite and friendly .. the assistant nurse is very attractive , i noticed she had tattooed eyebrows n all ???
I go to the dentist regularly :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTYbGxA3Sgwu2SVSvn32LiehmTGrcDw3ZLgFv4HPYeAZpNJeuR)
That's just reminded me that Mrs STMO asked me to do a job today. Thanks :y
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
/John Inman voice on......I'm freeee....... ;D
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
/John Inman voice on......I'm freeee....... ;D
John Inman or John Wayne. I always get these two confused with one another. :)
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
/John Inman voice on......I'm freeee....... ;D
John Inman or John Wayne. I always get these two confused with one another. :)
Easily done. Big Marion is the one in the hat. ;D
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I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness
:-* ::) :-*
NHS patients welcome :)
Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer. ;D ;D
/John Inman voice on......I'm freeee....... ;D
John Inman or John Wayne. I always get these two confused with one another. :)
Easily done. Big Marion is the one in the hat. ;D
Whatever must his parents have been thinking? ;D ;D
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Every time an NHS thread appears I am duty bound to comment on the absurd difference between the Uk and other countries.
Either private and pay through nose or hope you can get NHS and pay a smaller amount.
In Spain there is just private practice BUT pitched very rerasonably midway between NHS and Uk private..
So two questions.
1. Why is UK private so much more expensive even taking into account labour costs?
2. Who is making the money on NHS subsidised dental work?
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Every time an NHS thread appears I am duty bound to comment on the absurd difference between the Uk and other countries.
Either private and pay through nose or hope you can get NHS and pay a smaller amount.
In Spain there is just private practice BUT pitched very rerasonably midway between NHS and Uk private..
So two questions.
1. Why is UK private so much more expensive even taking into account labour costs?
2. Who is making the money on NHS subsidised dental work?
Because all UK 'professions' always have a tub of Vaseline ready for when a new punter comes along to be royally shafted by their charges.
I think you will find the reason it is so hard to find an NHS dentist is where the slave labour wages means they on average earn only about £90k pa whereas a partner in private practice will normally have to scrape by on £200k+ with the top earners in the NHS making more than £300k, so the top earners in private practices must be making more than this.