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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

All I can find is a 'service' called  the  dental access centre.

This works by ringing at nine in the morning  and hoping they can see you that day. Perhaps they can.....maybe they can't. In reality the line is probably engaged for hours just like when you call the quack. Sheesssh.

It gets worse. For a course of treatment as opposed to emergency work the waiting times have so far varied from six to ten months after registration.

Then there is the private sector.

Denplan works out at £45 a month....£540 a year. However, they will only insure you AFTER all dental work has been completed and you have a perfect set of teeth that require little or no attention. Even then the cost of crowns are excluded under the terms and conditions of the policy.

Denplan must be laughing all the way to the bank.

[The Sheriff]

Because I live in a deprived area, rather than the effluence, oops, affluence found in South Lincolnshire, I have a choice of two NHS dental practices and two doctors surgeries. Both are permanently open to new patients.
Quite right too.

[The Sheriff]

Have you tried tying a piece of string from your malodorous molar to a door handle and slamming the door shut? Works every time.......I believe 

[The Sheriff]

I'm sure Mrs Opti would volunteer to slam the door. Watch out she doesn't try a couple of practice 'yanks' first though.

Oooooo.....the pain.....

[the alarming man]

best dental surgery  have found is at your local hospital (most have them) but they are not widely publicised

[biggriffin]

Got two round here

Why would a lord wish to go nhs when they normally use Harley st, or was your dentist in the news,over the weekend 

[The Sheriff]

One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've sampled both private and NHS in the past.  In my opinion the private 'butchers' are no more skilled than the NHS.

Same people much of the time.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.

You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age.

Well done you.

PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price.

[The Sheriff]

I've sampled both private and NHS in the past.  In my opinion the private 'butchers' are no more skilled than the NHS.

Same people much of the time.

Correct, but folk should be grateful that any dentist spends time working for the cash-strapped NHS. I certainly wouldn't.

[The Sheriff]

One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.

You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age.

Well done you.

PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price.

If only I could afford it.....

[EMD]

I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness 

 

NHS patients welcome 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness

 

NHS patients welcome 

Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer.

[EMD]

I have a nice young Polish dental nurse that also leans right into you with her buxomness

 

NHS patients welcome 

Ooohhhhh....matron. I've come over all queer.

She's the best one ive been to , very polite and friendly .. the assistant nurse is very attractive , i noticed she had tattooed eyebrows n all 

I go to the dentist regularly 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

One of the dentists at my practice is a young lady who has a novel, yet effective way of taking your mind off things. She tends to lean forwards to take implements of torture from the chairside tray, thus planting her left mammary gland firmly in your face.
I have resisted a nibble, thus far.

You still have your own teeth at such an advanced age.

Well done you.

PS....if you were to go private a nice suck of her tits is included in the price.

If only I could afford it.....

Well.....if you hadn't spent the thick end of £10,000 on a 'top of the range' Astra.