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Title: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 January 2016, 13:45:09
Strewth......the thought of 59 year old Jerry trying to breathe life into Rupert's 84 year old wrinkled acorn is enough to put me into therapy. ::) ::) :D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 January 2016, 13:55:17
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 January 2016, 14:17:25
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
I don't know... out of the smallest acorns grow the biggest inheritance/divorce settlements oak trees ::)
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 January 2016, 14:20:26
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
I don't know... out of the smallest acorns grow the biggest inheritance/divorce settlements oak trees ::)

Booster cables attached to his withered old sac may be required. :)

I doubt Ms.Hall is short of a bob or two. ::)
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: EMD on 12 January 2016, 14:59:12
His (£7.7bn) mite take a bit of a knock but at least he can keep his pecker up  :D ;D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 January 2016, 15:16:29
His (£7.7bn) mite take a bit of a knock but at least he can keep his pecker up  :D ;D

At 84 I'm not so sure..... ;D

7.7 billion. Or seven thousand seven hundred million pounds. That is a significant amount of money.
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: EMD on 12 January 2016, 15:26:08
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Wonder if he went on plenty of fish  ::)
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 12 January 2016, 16:49:27
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 January 2016, 17:14:22
Good luck to him!  :y  I'd prefer his ex the Chinese bint, but maybe he couldn't keep up with her!  ;D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 January 2016, 17:46:30
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::)
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 January 2016, 17:50:33
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::)

'Roop' probably owns KY and has a sizable stake in Pfizer!  ;)  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 12 January 2016, 18:13:56
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::).       
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Got a mouth like a silk purse, if you get my drift 😀😁😂
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: STEMO on 12 January 2016, 18:30:09
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::).       
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Got a mouth like a silk purse, if you get my drift 😀😁😂
Full of sharks teeth.
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Andy H on 12 January 2016, 18:48:53
Strewth - this year is flying by.

April 1st already?
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: biggriffin on 12 January 2016, 20:22:48
Of course she loves him.  ;D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 January 2016, 20:28:29
I feel sorry for Mick Jagger.  ::)

Yesterday he learned that his mate David Bowie had died  :'(  and today he found out that his ex Jerry is marrying Rupert Murdoch!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
Post by: Rods2 on 14 January 2016, 19:01:09
That'll have the world's top divorce lawyers on full lots of money to be made alert in 12 months time. ::) ::) ::)