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Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« on: 12 January 2016, 13:45:09 »
Strewth......the thought of 59 year old Jerry trying to breathe life into Rupert's 84 year old wrinkled acorn is enough to put me into therapy. ::) ::) :D
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #1 on: 12 January 2016, 13:55:17 »
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #2 on: 12 January 2016, 14:17:25 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 12 January 2016, 13:55:17
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
I don't know... out of the smallest acorns grow the biggest inheritance/divorce settlements oak trees ::)
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #3 on: 12 January 2016, 14:20:26 »
Quote from: Harris K Telemacher on 12 January 2016, 14:17:25
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 12 January 2016, 13:55:17
I'd be surprised if she's marrying him for his acorn, TBH. ::)
I don't know... out of the smallest acorns grow the biggest inheritance/divorce settlements oak trees ::)

Booster cables attached to his withered old sac may be required. :)

I doubt Ms.Hall is short of a bob or two. ::)
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #4 on: 12 January 2016, 14:59:12 »
His (£7.7bn) mite take a bit of a knock but at least he can keep his pecker up  :D ;D
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #5 on: 12 January 2016, 15:16:29 »
Quote from: EMD on 12 January 2016, 14:59:12
His (£7.7bn) mite take a bit of a knock but at least he can keep his pecker up  :D ;D

At 84 I'm not so sure..... ;D

7.7 billion. Or seven thousand seven hundred million pounds. That is a significant amount of money.
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #6 on: 12 January 2016, 15:26:08 »


Wonder if he went on plenty of fish  ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 12 January 2016, 16:49:27 »
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #8 on: 12 January 2016, 17:14:22 »
Good luck to him!  :y  I'd prefer his ex the Chinese bint, but maybe he couldn't keep up with her!  ;D
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #9 on: 12 January 2016, 17:46:30 »
Quote from: Tilbo on 12 January 2016, 16:49:27
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::)
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #10 on: 12 January 2016, 17:50:33 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 January 2016, 17:46:30
Quote from: Tilbo on 12 January 2016, 16:49:27
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::)

'Roop' probably owns KY and has a sizable stake in Pfizer!  ;)  :D  ;D
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #11 on: 12 January 2016, 18:13:56 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 January 2016, 17:46:30
Quote from: Tilbo on 12 January 2016, 16:49:27
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::).       
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Got a mouth like a silk purse, if you get my drift 😀😁😂
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #12 on: 12 January 2016, 18:30:09 »
Quote from: Tilbo on 12 January 2016, 18:13:56
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 12 January 2016, 17:46:30
Quote from: Tilbo on 12 January 2016, 16:49:27
Good luck to the old boy, go to your maker with Jerry Hall straddling you nice way to go.

Too scrawny and bony for my liking.  ::) ::) ;)

She looks like a female version of the grim reaper. At fifty nine years of age I doubt she has much in the way of natural 'feminine lubrication' left.  ::) ::) ::)

KY jelly? ::).       
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Got a mouth like a silk purse, if you get my drift 😀😁😂
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #13 on: 12 January 2016, 18:48:53 »
Strewth - this year is flying by.

April 1st already?
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Re: Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch to marry.
« Reply #14 on: 12 January 2016, 20:22:48 »
Of course she loves him.  ;D
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