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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: zirk on 22 September 2016, 12:19:37
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Today...... apparently.
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All head for Stonehenge, :D
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Today...... apparently.
At 14.21 it seems, but not sure if that's BST or GMT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox
Anyway, happy . . . . . . . . T H U R S D A Y ! :y
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Thank you :y
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Cor blimey Guv'nor, how time flies :)
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Cor blimey Guv'nor, how time flies :)
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Tell me about it... I mean it feels like only yesterday I was 39 :-\
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It feels like only yesterday I was 49 :'( :'(
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Daft thing is that yesterday I was 39. Today less so...
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Daft thing is that yesterday I was 39. Today less so...
Don't worry, 39 is nothing.
Hit 40 and you'll get hangovers(after a heavy night of 2 pints ::) )your doctor will consider you as a pin cushion, your eyesight will deteriorate, and you'll feel shit all the time. There are bad points too.
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Had half a stubby beer today and feel dizzy...
Does it all happen within 24hrs of becoming 40 :-\
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Yep once you hit 40, you're funked! ;D
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Had half a stubby beer today and feel dizzy...
Does it all happen within 24hrs of becoming 40 :-\
The first hangover masks most of the effects. It's only when you look back that you realise that it all happened at once.
Good luck. You'll need it
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Prevention is better than a cure.
I am 29 and have been for the last 43 years! 8)
Ron.
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'dangle berries' :'(
Might as well finish the bottle then :D
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Daft thing is that yesterday I was 39. Today less so...
Don't worry, 39 is nothing.
Hit 40 and you'll get hangovers(after a heavy night of 2 pints ::) )your doctor will consider you as a pin cushion, your eyesight will deteriorate, and you'll feel shit all the time. There are bad points too.
Wait till your 59, your penis drops off when you have a fart, and you quietly kick it out the way whilst no ones looking, because your brain is telling your you've probably just shite yourself.
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Accordin g to Billy Connoly, there are three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never trust a fart.
2) Never pass a Public Convenience.
3) Never waste an erection, even when alone. :-[
Ron.
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Accordin g to Billy Connoly, there are three rules for those getting on in years:-
1) Never trust a fart.
2) Never pass a Public Convenience.
3) Never waste an erection, even when alone. :-[
Ron.
The Big Yin talks alot of sense :D