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[zirk]

Daft thing is that yesterday I was 39. Today less so...

Don't worry, 39 is nothing.
Hit 40 and you'll get hangovers(after a heavy night of 2 pints   )your doctor will consider you as a pin cushion, your eyesight will deteriorate, and you'll feel shit all the time. There are bad points too.

Wait till your 59, your penis drops off when you have a fart, and you quietly kick it out the way whilst no ones looking, because your brain is telling your you've probably just shite yourself.

[Bigron]

Accordin g to Billy Connoly, there are three rules for those getting on in years:-
1)   Never trust a fart.
2)   Never pass a Public Convenience.
3)   Never waste an erection, even when alone. 


Ron.

[Doctor Gollum]

Accordin g to Billy Connoly, there are three rules for those getting on in years:-
1)   Never trust a fart.
2)   Never pass a Public Convenience.
3)   Never waste an erection, even when alone. 


Ron.

The Big Yin talks alot of sense