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Title: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 15:01:52
.....well 21 yesterday actually. :)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Viral_Jim on 25 October 2018, 15:04:22
I was 21 stone once too. Stay off the biscuits you'll soon slim down.  :y
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: zirk on 25 October 2018, 15:06:28
Cant remember last time I had an IQ test
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 15:07:33
I was 21 stone once too. Stay off the biscuits you'll soon slim down.  :y


Nah......I'm talking of 'public service' although biscuits were involved.

Besides I'm a sinewy and svelte 14 stone.
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: dave the builder on 25 October 2018, 15:08:09
.....well 21 yesterday actually. :)
The wife's corsa ?
can't be the signum (2003-2008)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 15:08:44
Cant remember last time I had an IQ test
21.....my I.Q would be 'less than 10' :)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 15:11:21
Several on here having bigger numbers than a paltry 21. :)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: deviator on 25 October 2018, 15:13:26
I failed an IQ test  :-[ The next day I failed a blood test.
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 15:15:49
I failed an IQ test  :-[ The next day I failed a blood test.

On what?
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2018, 15:38:05
You're a very lucky man M'lud!  :)

There are many who will never tally up 59 21st birthdays!  :y 

Happy Birthday!  :P

Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: tunnie on 25 October 2018, 15:48:46
I was 21 stone once too. Stay off the biscuits you'll soon slim down.  :y


Nah......I'm talking of 'public service' although biscuits were involved.

Besides I'm a sinewy and svelte 14 stone.

Fat bloater. I'm 6ft5 and no way near 14 stone.  :P
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: zirk on 25 October 2018, 15:56:57
I failed an IQ test  :-[ The next day I failed a blood test.

On what?
When out to a pre booked IQ Test, got lost and ended up giving blood instead.  ;D ;)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 16:40:25
I failed an IQ test  :-[ The next day I failed a blood test.

On what?
When out to a pre booked IQ Test, got lost and ended up giving blood instead.  ;D ;)


Yep....my 21st donation of 470 ML. That works out at one donation for each year of my life. :)

From memory Andy Beanz and Jimbob have donated  a couple of hundred times between them.

No 'fainters' this time so the entertainment was not great. ::)



Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2018, 16:50:39
I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 16:54:45
I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 October 2018, 17:00:33
I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2018, 17:01:48
I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D

 :'(
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2018, 17:05:27
I've had so many diseases, that they'd probably kick me out before I had a chance to finish the questionnaire!  :o  ::)  ;D


Well......that's Dorset farm girls for you. God only knows what secretions could be found in the Marina. ::)

All long since dwarfed by the pile of iron oxide, I should think. ;D

Such a shame when a classic car like the Marina  finally dies. ::) ::)
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 October 2018, 00:03:09
There's a few things that can preclude you from donating...  like uphill gardening and visiting certain countries in darkest Africa :-\
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2018, 12:36:34
There's a few things that can preclude you from donating...  like uphill gardening and visiting certain countries in darkest Africa :-\

There is quite a long list of exclusions. Having a cold or flu. A recent tattoo or dental work. Certain medication. Hospital procedures such as an endoscopy etc ...etc. Aids/HIV......drug dependency.

I believe the rules regarding men who either 'take it up the wrong un' or 'push it up the 'wrong un' has been relaxed in recent years. I know there is something on the form about having oral sex with another man. :-X

You certainly need to be mindful of which box you tick. ;D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Keith ABS on 26 October 2018, 12:50:05
 Oral sex......that's where you are just to knackered and talk about it isn't it? ;D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: dave the builder on 26 October 2018, 13:06:07
I  donated blood until i went to Africa several times
I've not died of malaria,yellow fever etc
I wonder if you can start to donate again after so long, still being alive despite going to africa  :-\   
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Lazydocker on 26 October 2018, 13:33:44
My next one is on my daughter’s birthday and number 24 :y

The 5 years they wouldn’t let me donate because of my back have made a big dent in the Total I’ll likely reach.

Thank you for your donation as Mrs LD has 6 units in 4 months to keep her alive during the final trimester of pregnancy as her diseased bowel was trying to kill her!
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Jimbob on 26 October 2018, 13:42:25
Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2018, 14:01:49
Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: TheBoy on 26 October 2018, 18:10:52
Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
I'm guessing not oral sex from another man...

...hopefully.
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: STEMO on 26 October 2018, 18:12:21
Good efforts all, my next will be number 50, around Christmas time.

What do you get for 50 donations?
I'm guessing not oral sex from another man...

...hopefully.
Don't knock what you haven't tried.  ;D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: BazaJT on 26 October 2018, 19:35:38
How do you know he hasn't? :D
Title: Re: 21 today.
Post by: 78bex on 26 October 2018, 21:52:01
I  donated blood until i went to Africa several times
I've not died of malaria,yellow fever etc
I wonder if you can start to donate again after so long, still being alive despite going to africa  :-\

Oh right, gotcha ; he`s a blood donor  ::)
I thought crikey, Stand back ppl..........here comes another donation  ;D ;D