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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 22 December 2019, 21:02:26
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......bored shitless already. Telly is shite and I'm permanently eating something I shouldn't.
F**k it, pass us the chocolate orange.
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Oh cheer up you mean spirited old b@stard :y
I've just finished up going through what I'm cooking for the family this yr (only 4 of us for once). Reckon I'll have diabetes aaand heart disease by the new year. ;D
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Oh cheer up you mean spirited old b@stard :y
I've just finished up going through what I'm cooking for the family this yr (only 4 of us for once). Reckon I'll have diabetes aaand heart disease by the new year. ;D
Leave a space for liver failure :D
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Oh cheer up you mean spirited old b@stard :y
I've just finished up going through what I'm cooking for the family this yr (only 4 of us for once). Reckon I'll have diabetes aaand heart disease by the new year. ;D
Ermmmm.........bah humbug? ;D
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Leave a space for liver failure :D
Nah, the old boy's been in fierce training for years, no way this Christmas will phase him :y
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Love Christmas , had visitors all day long nice food started the day off with a couple of egg banjos, and paced myself with the booze tele hasn't even been on 🍻
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Love Christmas , had visitors all day long nice food started the day off with a couple of egg banjos, and paced myself with the booze tele hasn't even been on 🍻
Dod you have a mug of gunfire with the egg banjo?
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Love Christmas , had visitors all day long nice food started the day off with a couple of egg banjos, and paced myself with the booze tele hasn't even been on 🍻
Dod you have a mug of gunfire with the egg banjo?
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Gunfire , the great morning wake up 😆
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Ah,Christmas time when everyone has to be happy[it's the law]and according to the various charities we should all be feeling sorry for/shelling out to help,the homeless who are cold and afraid on the street corners/shop doorways,the children who are wondering if Santa will bring them a present this year as their[single parent]family are on the breadline and have never been able to afford such things.Then we have to pick on the local old person who's super lonely[they must be a they live alone] and go round to visit them/invite them to dinner.Once the day is over of course we can all go back to totally ignoring all the above until it repeats again next year.
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Well it's not like you want dribbly old Bob around for dinner every night, is it? ;D
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Well it's not like you want dribbly old Bob around for dinner every night, is it? ;D
Which one of this lot is Dribbly old Bob? I'm rubbish with names and faces? :-\
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Well it's not like you want dribbly old Bob around for dinner every night, is it? ;D
Especially if he's dribbling from.....well......you know ;D
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Its smelling a lot like Christmas here...first of the turkeys is cooking.....heavenly smells all over the house..:)
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I like reading stemo's rambling drival, and all I fear is, does this happen to everyone once they retire, and become a burden to the state, and have eaten all the Wurthers, and pissed up there pension. ;D
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I like reading stemo's rambling drival, and all I fear is, does this happen to everyone once they retire, and become a burden to the state, and have eaten all the Wurthers, and pissed up there pension. ;D
Rambling drivel? I'll have you know there are thousands hundreds tens at least two people hanging on my every word.
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I like reading stemo's rambling drival, and all I fear is, does this happen to everyone once they retire, and become a burden to the state, and have eaten all the Wurthers, and pissed up there pension. ;D
Rambling drivel? I'll have you know there are thousands hundreds tens at least two people hanging on my every word.
At least two members, on is his Lordship, but then he has nothing to do except count his money, and interfere with the staff,.. :D
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Only own family here today, Nice, Merry Christmas!
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Its smelling a lot like Christmas here...first of the turkeys is cooking.....heavenly smells all over the house..:)
I cant smell a thing :(
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I tried to pop into Costco at Bristol on Sunday morning for fuel and there was a line of cars about half a mile trying to get in... ::)
So I abandoned that, carried on up the M5 to see similar queues of cars backed up onto the motorway on both sides trying to get into Cribbs Causeway shoopping mall/complex. ::)
People really are mental about Christmas.... :-\
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I tried to pop into Costco at Bristol on Sunday morning for fuel and there was a line of cars about half a mile trying to get in... ::)
So I abandoned that, carried on up the M5 to see similar queues of cars backed up onto the motorway on both sides trying to get into Cribbs Causeway shoopping mall/complex. ::)
People really are mental about Christmas.... :-\
Mrs TB went to Tescos at 6am yesterday morning, and said it was already pretty busy. Dread to think what it was like at less unearthly hours :o.
Fuelwise, I guess a lot of people fill up as many will be doing a decent journey over the holiday period, and the country is full of people who couldn't possibly let the tank run down to the last half....
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I tried to pop into Costco at Bristol on Sunday morning for fuel and there was a line of cars about half a mile trying to get in... ::)
So I abandoned that, carried on up the M5 to see similar queues of cars backed up onto the motorway on both sides trying to get into Cribbs Causeway shoopping mall/complex. ::)
People really are mental about Christmas.... :-\
Mrs TB went to Tescos at 6am yesterday morning, and said it was already pretty busy. Dread to think what it was like at less unearthly hours :o.
Fuelwise, I guess a lot of people fill up as many will be doing a decent journey over the holiday period, and the country is full of people who couldn't possibly let the tank run down to the last half....
My fridge decided to freeze everything last night, so I did a quick run to Tesco's to replace the stuff that doesn't like being frozen. ::)
I thought I'd be scrummaging for tomatoes, but it was no busier than normal. :-\
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We did our Christmas shop yesterday morning and it was mental. Went in Asda about half ten this morning. The car park attendants that they draught in for Christmas we're standing playing with their phones because the car park was half empty, as was the shop. Obviously all did it yesterday.
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We went to Sainsburys on Friday,after doing a 5 mile detour due to 3 of the 4 exits out of the village being flooded. It was very busy indeed.
We went back again yesterday (yeah I know) and it was fickin manic. Couldn't wait to get out. Saw a highly sheepish looking bloke being led through the shop in handcuffs by two coppers and three security men.
We went in Boots to look for a present and there was almost a riot gong on. Several groups of people having very shouty arguments about various things while security and staff tried to calm things down. It was hilarious.
All for the sake of one day. Or half a day in my case as Im working tonight and will roll out of bed at around 1pm tomorrow.
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I really don't like the actual day. I am chief cook and bottle washer and, for the sake of one meal, it is an overrated faff. But the missus will say the dinner is lovely, no matter what I dish up, she's good like that. I try to appear cheerful and content, but the best part of the day, for me, is stuffing all of the dishes into the dishwasher and knowing that's, more or less, it for another year.
It's for young kids, and I haven't got any.
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When I saw all the queues to get into Costco and Cribbs on Sunday I did have a little chuckle at all the rows that must have been going on in those cars! ;D
Her: I don't like to say I told you so, but we should have done this last weekend! ::)
Him: Shut TF up woman! >:(
;D ;D ;D
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We did all ours on Friday to avoid the nonsense and I then spent the weekend in the pub.
Now off to work for the night ::)
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I feel much the same as STEMO about it. However our 35 year old kid has come home for a couple of days and he loves, so we are mustering some enthusiasm for that reason.
Next year though, he will probably be married (poor ficker) and wont be here. I will be working 7.30am - 7.30pm, so swmbo is going to have a miserable day of it I think.
You never know though, she might throw a wild party and have a great time while Im off the premises.
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I didn't realise Santa was Romanian... :D
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I didn't realise Santa was Romanian... :D
He is all things to all men. Or am I getting him mixed up with someone else? :-\
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I didn't realise Santa was Romanian... :D
He is all things to all men. Or am I getting him mixed up with someone else? :-\
yes.
Someone equally fictitious. Which means they cancel each other out, and we can forget the whole tedious business.
If only >:(
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How's that working for you? ;D
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That's it!!! The dishwasher is going. Yay! ;D
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Roasted veg and roasted duck saw all three trays washed up as the duck was standing... Brief respite before pudding :y
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All done and dusted by 3pm dog walked and knocking out the zzzzzs for a quick nap by 4pm :y
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Our local shop sells bags for 5p Uncle Stemo :y
We've got visitors today ,so still have to continue the "Christmas charade" ::)
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Our local shop sells bags for 5p Uncle Stemo :y
We've got visitors today ,so still have to continue the "Christmas charade" ::)
I haven't had to buy a bag for donks. I reuse them until they're so thin you can see through them.
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Two? ??? What for? :-\ Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? ::)
Find out and report back please?! ;D
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Two? ??? What for? :-\ Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? ::)
Find out and report back please?! ;D
She has an addiction, I'm afraid. She has a lot, and I mean a lot, of Radley handbags upstairs and, as far as I can see, they never get used. But, when I ask the question, I am treated like an idiot who has no idea how the whole thing works, so I keep quiet. It's easier that way.
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Two? ??? What for? :-\ Will one go in the cupboard until the other is worn out? ::)
Find out and report back please?! ;D
She has an addiction, I'm afraid. She has a lot, and I mean a lot, of Radley handbags upstairs and, as far as I can see, they never get used. But, when I ask the question, I am treated like an idiot who has no idea how the whole thing works, so I keep quiet. It's easier that way.
Probably best not to inquire then? ;D
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Been out with the dog, loads of people about, it's as if it never happened. :)
The missus has been online already and ordered two Ted Baker handbags. A bargain, apparently, at only £280 instead of a million pounds or something.
Are they coming from China or Liverpool? ;D
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They'll be fakes.....but who cares. :)
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Christmas is essentially one day.
Why we have to endure it from early September to 6th January I'll never know.
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Christmas is essentially one day.
Why we have to endure it from early September to 6th January I'll never know.
Maybe you should move to somewhere that doesn't do Christmas M'lud? ???
Pakistan? Saudi Arabia? or maybe North Korea? :)
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Talking of North Korea, Mr Kim promised Mr Trump a Christmas present, but Mr Trump is still waiting! :-\
Although I'm not sure Mr Trump has even noticed as judging by the stream of tweets he's fired off today, he is obsessed with Nancy Pelosi at the moment! ;D
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Pakistan? Saudi Arabia? or maybe North Korea? :)
Based on our customers, Saudi should do it.. to quote one: "We wish to be called back at 9am GMT on the 25th"
Well .. you can wish, but.. ;D
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The decorations are coming down. Yay :y
No more Christmas smilies for me 🙂
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
A kilo? Amateur 😂
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
A kilo? Amateur 😂
I drank quite a bit of Christmas booze
been getting error code P155 (bladder needs emptying ) went off 3 times in the night :-\ had to get up and reset it
the ECU is a little problematic in functioning today too .
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
A kilo? Amateur 😂
I drank quite a bit of Christmas booze
been getting error code P155 (bladder needs emptying ) went off 3 times in the night :-\ had to get up and reset it
the ECU is a little problematic in functioning today too .
This kind of thing happens as you get old.
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
OMG don't get Eboy started on his yuletide logs! :o ;D
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
OMG don't get Eboy started on his yuletide logs! :o ;D
Between his predaliction to Goat, Manflu and baths, I can't see how he has much time he has for potty duty :-\
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
OMG don't get Eboy started on his yuletide logs! :o ;D
His is more like dinner gravy. 😂
Oh......🤢🤢
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
OMG don't get Eboy started on his yuletide logs! :o ;D
His is more like dinner gravy. 😂
Oh......🤢🤢
Do we really need to know about TB's pan-splashing antics. ::)
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My house is bigger than it was this morning 😀
I'm about a kilo lighter than i was this morning :y Yuletide log :-X
OMG don't get Eboy started on his yuletide logs! :o ;D
His is more like dinner gravy. 😂
Oh......🤢🤢
With a squirt of ketchup if Tim is playing up...