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Title: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 12 October 2011, 23:08:34: i only got 14 right does this mean i will be deported ;D ;D

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2011/oct/11/uk-citizenship-test-quiz?CMP=twt_gu
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 October 2011, 00:41:53: Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!! :-[

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!! >:( There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho... :-\ Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill? >:(

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings? :-\ 8)
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 13 October 2011, 00:43:49: Quote from: TiggerHayes on 13 October 2011, 00:41:53
Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!! :-[

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!! >:( There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho... :-\ Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill? >:(

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings? :-\ 8)
correct what a load of old tosh the questions are
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: albitz on 13 October 2011, 00:48:47: Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? ::) ;)
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: albitz on 13 October 2011, 00:54:35: I got 16 right.Does that make me a socialist ? :o ;D ;D.............what a load of rather cack. ::)
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 13 October 2011, 01:14:08: I got 15 ... how many did you guess and get right ..... I guessed 4 ....

We need somebody who is not british to do to a compare before we get on the next ferry !!!!!

Do agree it is a load of tosh really ....
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Bionic on 13 October 2011, 07:25:02: What was the point of this test when the answers are given to the parasites who apply for entry anyway?
Politically Correct SH*te as always and no doubt backed by the even more pathetic Human Rights acitvists and do-gooders.
>:(
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 October 2011, 07:40:28: Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it ;) Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government :y Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them :y
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: aaronjb on 13 October 2011, 09:34:33: Quote from: Albs on 13 October 2011, 00:48:47
Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? ::) ;)

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

Quote from: Lazydocker on 13 October 2011, 07:40:28
Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it ;) Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government :y Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them :y

Indeed - in recent months three friends of mine from work have taken the test, two Aussies and one American - all of which earn considerably more than me and pay considerably more in taxes, none have kids or any kind of tax allowance and none have been out of work while they've been here (or they wouldn't qualify for entry). Actually make that four, I think the Saffer has as well..
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 13 October 2011, 09:36:23: I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

correct they are :y
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Gaffers on 13 October 2011, 09:43:01: When my wife did the actual citizenship test she got 24/25. I would have failed. Plenty of those who took the test with the wife failed.
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: albitz on 13 October 2011, 09:54:32: Quote from: aaronjb on 13 October 2011, 09:34:33
Quote from: Albs on 13 October 2011, 00:48:47
Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ? ::) ;)

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

I know Aaron,I just cant pass up any opportunity to put the boot into the worlds worst excuse for a newspaper. ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: zirk on 13 October 2011, 11:24:46: I deliberately answered all the questions with what I thought was the wrong answer!

I got 10 right :(, I'll get my ~~coat~~ Boat.
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Martin_1962 on 13 October 2011, 11:56:13: A lot are stupid - where are the history ones?
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: tigers_gonads on 13 October 2011, 13:33:00: I got 11/24

Does that mean i'm going to be deported ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 13 October 2011, 13:38:37: Quote from: tigers_gonads on 13 October 2011, 13:33:00
I got 11/24

Does that mean i'm going to be deported ;D

sure does get packing ;D ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: ninjapirate on 13 October 2011, 13:55:13: lol i only got 11 aswell. off i go!
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 13 October 2011, 13:59:23: blimey at this rate half the forum is up for deportation ;D ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Webby the Bear on 13 October 2011, 18:31:33: sh*t i only got 7 correct :-[

''what do you do to avoid people playing tricks on you at halloween''? errrrrrm crowbar anyone with a box of eggs! ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: the alarming man on 13 October 2011, 18:57:07: well i only got 21 so what does that mean????
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: hercules on 13 October 2011, 19:31:02: hahahaha 9,what a load of shhhhhhiiiiite.out there someone will have the questions and answers and be selling them to every foreign tinker applying >:( but then whats the point of the test when most people skip it and jump over the gate
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Webby the Bear on 13 October 2011, 19:33:32: Quote from: hercules on 13 October 2011, 19:31:02
hahahaha 9,what a load of shhhhhhiiiiite.out there someone will have the questions and answers and be selling them to every foreign tinker applying >:( but then whats the point of the test when most people skip it and jump over the gate

just got my old man to do the test.............. he was livid he only got 13. then even more livid with the message ''you dont know anything about the english way of life'' ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Nickbat on 13 October 2011, 20:51:34: Here's the real citizenship test:

http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1 (http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1)

;)
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: mantahatch on 13 October 2011, 20:57:11: Quote from: Nickbat on 13 October 2011, 20:51:34
Here's the real citizenship test:

http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1 (http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1)

;)

Thanks for that Nickbat, I did much better on that one.

9/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Martin_1962 on 13 October 2011, 21:08:58: Quote from: Mantahatch on 13 October 2011, 20:57:11
Quote from: Nickbat on 13 October 2011, 20:51:34
Here's the real citizenship test:

http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1 (http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1)

;)

Thanks for that Nickbat, I did much better on that one.

9/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.

Got 2 wrong - which ones I don't know - well I don't know which ones Ant and Dec
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Vamps on 13 October 2011, 21:15:31: Another one for deportation here...... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Vamps on 13 October 2011, 21:18:53: Quote from: Mantahatch on 13 October 2011, 20:57:11
Quote from: Nickbat on 13 October 2011, 20:51:34
Here's the real citizenship test:

http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1 (http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1)

;)

Thanks for that Nickbat, I did much better on that one.

9/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.

According to that one I will be joining you.....a proper test....... :y :y :y
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 October 2011, 22:30:28: Quote from: Nickbat on 13 October 2011, 20:51:34
Here's the real citizenship test:

http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1 (http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1)

;)

That's more like it!! :y I got 9/10!! :) True Brit me!!!! :y :y :y
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: Macduff on 13 October 2011, 23:22:48: I got 12 see you all at the airport :-[
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: millwall on 13 October 2011, 23:42:31: You are at a football match. How might supporters of the opposing team be going home?
In a f****** ambulanceOn a delayed train
Promptly

sorry but you cant ask a millwall supporter that question the answer is too obvious ;D
Title: Re: uk citizenship test
Post by: jerry on 13 October 2011, 23:43:47: bugger, but where to go? Dont suppose they'll let me stay either now based on my score. Well, not unless they adopt Nickbats questions instead. What utter PC b*llocks. (Mind you it was the Guardian so probably either a complete lie or taken completely out of context)