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uk citizenship test
« on: 12 October 2011, 23:08:34 »
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #1 on: 13 October 2011, 00:41:53 »
Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!!  :-[

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!!  >:(  There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho...  :-\  Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill?   >:(

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings?  :-\  8)
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #2 on: 13 October 2011, 00:43:49 »
Quote from: TiggerHayes on 13 October 2011, 00:41:53
Right, I'll get my coat!! I got 11 right!!  :-[

You can tell that that test was put together by a bunch of polically correct muppets!!   >:(  There's even a question about benefits!! I suppose that covers British culture tho...  :-\  Where are the questions about Drake, Nelson, Wellington and Churchill?   >:(

What about something useful like:- You have £5 in your pocket. On your way to the pub you buy a copy of The Sun and a packet of mints. Do you have enough for a pint of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings?  :-\  8)
correct  what a load of old tosh the questions are
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #3 on: 13 October 2011, 00:48:47 »
Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ?  ::) ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 13 October 2011, 00:54:35 »
I got 16 right.Does that make me a socialist ? :o ;D ;D.............what a load of rather cack. ::)
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #5 on: 13 October 2011, 01:14:08 »
I got 15 ... how many did you guess and get right ..... I guessed 4 ....

We need somebody who is not british to do to a compare before we get on the next ferry !!!!!

Do agree it is a load of tosh really ....
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #6 on: 13 October 2011, 07:25:02 »
What was the point of this test when the answers are given to the parasites who apply for entry anyway?
Politically Correct SH*te as always and no doubt backed by the even more pathetic Human Rights acitvists and do-gooders.
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #7 on: 13 October 2011, 07:40:28 »
Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it ;) Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government :y Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them  :y
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« Reply #8 on: 13 October 2011, 09:34:33 »
Quote from: Albs on 13 October 2011, 00:48:47
Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ?  ::) ;)

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

Quote from: Lazydocker on 13 October 2011, 07:40:28
Not only the scroungers that sit it though... We have friends from South Africa who have sat it ;) Incidentally, they haven't taken a penny in handouts from the government :y Not even Child Allowance (or whatever it's called now!) because they feel that they don't deserve them  :y

Indeed - in recent months three friends of mine from work have taken the test, two Aussies and one American - all of which earn considerably more than me and pay considerably more in taxes, none have kids or any kind of tax allowance and none have been out of work while they've been here (or they wouldn't qualify for entry). Actually make that four, I think the Saffer has as well..
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #9 on: 13 October 2011, 09:36:23 »
I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..


correct they are  :y
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #10 on: 13 October 2011, 09:43:01 »
When my wife did the actual citizenship test she got 24/25.  I would have failed.  Plenty of those who took the test with the wife failed.
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« Reply #11 on: 13 October 2011, 09:54:32 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 13 October 2011, 09:34:33
Quote from: Albs on 13 October 2011, 00:48:47
Its in the Grauniad,what did you expect ?  ::) ;)

I believe the questions are from the actual Citizenship Test, though, not the Guardian..

I know Aaron,I just cant pass up any opportunity to put the boot into the worlds worst excuse for a newspaper. ;) ;D ;D
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #12 on: 13 October 2011, 11:24:46 »
I deliberately answered all the questions with what I thought was the wrong answer!

I got 10 right  :(, I'll get my coat Boat.
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« Reply #13 on: 13 October 2011, 11:56:13 »
A lot are stupid - where are the history ones?
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Re: uk citizenship test
« Reply #14 on: 13 October 2011, 13:33:00 »
I got 11/24 

Does that mean i'm going to be deported  ;D
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