Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: General Melchett on 29 November 2011, 10:10:15
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And Guffer seems to be doing well, although he does occasionally get to the computer to check if the ban is still in place after which he goes back to whatever non-entity he was chatting up at the time.
I'll reduce his Digestive rations and see how he reacts to that.
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Splendid news General but please rethink your strategy on the Digestives - it may be a bridge too far.
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Splendid news General but please rethink your strategy on the Digestives - it may be a bridge too far.
yeah dont be tight give him chocolate hob nobs ;D
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Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.
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Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? ;D
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Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? ;D
I had to google that one.. which took me to the ARRSEPedia. Now I can waste my afternoon reading humorous descriptions of things ;)
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Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? ;D
That's a damned good idea Mr Wood. Time to get on the blower to the Quarter Master, or rather get my spare lacky to do it.
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Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.
Should you really wish to make your dissatisfaction evident I would suggest you break out the ginger nuts - one can never expect a commissioned officer - whether of field rank or not - to consume these ‘treats’ and maintain any level of dignity or professional standing.
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Steady on man, we dont want to break the damned fool! Just get him to endure enough discomfort to never taunt an admin again.
Lets see how the Biscuits AB react with his gut.....
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Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.
Should you really wish to make your dissatisfaction evident I would suggest you break out the ginger nuts - one can never expect a commissioned officer - whether of field rank or not - to consume these ‘treats’ and maintain any level of dignity or professional standing.
As long as you're referring to the biscuit there, and not TBs nether regions.. I'm rather fond of ginger nuts! Mm, crunchy. Delicious dipped in tea, too.
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Lets see how the Biscuits AB react with his gut.....
"All quiet on the western front" for a few days, then. ;D
Unless they come in Garlic flavour? :-X
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Has he swept the parade ground with his toothbrush yet?
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Well he's devoured the lot, along with the pate that comes in those food boxes the foot soldiers eat. I never go near those horrid things, nor do I go to battle without my chef, footman and driver.
Lets see how he takes them biscuits.
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Oh dear.........
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It's not pretty.......
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Gas gas gas. ;D
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Duck! More like! :o
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Oh dear "Incoming!!!"
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Well, after yesterday's incident I shall not be mixing Buscuit AB with anything laced with garlic again! What a mess!
Anyway, update on Guffer on the 3rd day of his captivity. He has started walking rather funny, presumably as a result of the methane powered Buscuit AB projectiles tearing up his 'arris.
So on the final day of his captivity what shall we do to Guffer today?
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Wish Guffer was held captive with 'Big Winston' like Timbuk was. It certainly wouldn't be Biscuits making his 'Arris' sore......;D
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So, it was the shock waves that broke the glass on his cooker? :o
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So, it was the shock waves that broke the glass on his cooker? :o
That was broken before he had the Biscuits AB, imagine what they were like after!