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[General Melchett]

And Guffer seems to be doing well, although he does occasionally get to the computer to check if the ban is still in place after which he goes back to whatever non-entity he was chatting up at the time.

I'll reduce his Digestive rations and see how he reacts to that.

[Dishevelled Den]

Splendid news General but please rethink your strategy on the Digestives - it may be a bridge too far.

[millwall]

Splendid news General but please rethink your strategy on the Digestives - it may be a bridge too far.

yeah dont be tight give him chocolate hob nobs

[General Melchett]

Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.

[Kevin Wood]

Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? 

[aaronjb]

Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? 

I had to google that one.. which took me to the ARRSEPedia. Now I can waste my afternoon reading humorous descriptions of things

[General Melchett]

Can't you procure him some "Biscuits AB"? 

That's a damned good idea Mr Wood.  Time to get on the blower to the Quarter Master, or rather get my spare lacky to do it.

[Dishevelled Den]

Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.

Should you really wish to make your dissatisfaction evident I would suggest you break out the ginger nuts - one can never expect a commissioned officer - whether of field rank or not - to consume these ‘treats’ and maintain any level of dignity or professional standing.

[General Melchett]

Steady on man, we dont want to break the damned fool!  Just get him to endure enough discomfort to never taunt an admin again.

Lets see how the Biscuits AB react with his gut.....

[aaronjb]

Thats no fun, I could always replace them with rich tea and snigger as his biscuits crumble post tea-dipping on route to chompers.

Should you really wish to make your dissatisfaction evident I would suggest you break out the ginger nuts - one can never expect a commissioned officer - whether of field rank or not - to consume these ‘treats’ and maintain any level of dignity or professional standing.

As long as you're referring to the biscuit there, and not TBs nether regions.. I'm rather fond of ginger nuts! Mm, crunchy. Delicious dipped in tea, too.

[Kevin Wood]

Lets see how the Biscuits AB react with his gut.....

"All quiet on the western front" for a few days, then.

Unless they come in Garlic flavour?

[CaptainZok]

Has he swept the parade ground with his toothbrush yet?

[General Melchett]

Well he's devoured the lot, along with the pate that comes in those food boxes the foot soldiers eat.  I never go near those horrid things, nor do I go to battle without my chef, footman and driver.

Lets see how he takes them biscuits.

[General Melchett]

Oh dear.........

[General Melchett]

It's not pretty.......