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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: aaronjb on 23 January 2012, 13:33:44
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090547/Mother-28-banned-towns-nightclubs-old-wear-skimpy-outfits.html
28 my left bottom cheek.. and I presume they said "Look sad in the photos!" and that's why she looks like she's sucking on a wasp.. ;D
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sexy babe..... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;)
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ageism not to old dont look bad i would not say no
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What a pickle face ! The rear bumper seems good though... :D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
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Den would. :-X
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Her face is never 28 but the body looks fit, she could teach most lads a few things,lol
:D
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Who let the dogs out ? ::) ;D
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The body is ok,now where did I put that binbag :D :D ;D
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Not something you'd take home to meet your Mum but I wouldn't turn it down for a night of filth ::)
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She's a moped (fun to ride till your mates find out)
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She's a moped (fun to ride till your mates find out)
I'd be more than happy if a mate brought it around and let me have a go ;D
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Shes like stamp collecting; something you look forward to doing in your spare time but you wouldnt own up to doing if your mates asked!
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This makes me laugh that a load of old/middle aged men are playing judge and jurry on this very uninteresting female. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) And NO I wouldnt go anywhere near it either ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Shes like stamp collecting
wouldnt lick that in a month of sundays :-\ :D :D
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Den would. :-X
I'm afraid that I can't disagree with you on that point K. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Dirty, Den.Very dirty. ;D ;D
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you know the old saying you dont look at the grate when poking the fire ha ha ;D ;D ;D
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Mutton & Lamb spring to mind ::)
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You just know half of Worcester have been hanging out the back of her!
Bet she's done the walk of shame more times than a romanian hooker! ;D
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you know the old saying you dont look at the grate when poking the fire ha ha ;D ;D ;D
Magicians sleeve there, methinks. Or a VERY large poker.........
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The body is ok,now where did I put that binbag :D :D ;D
Couldn't have put it better myself - south of the neck is very, very doable :y
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There was a time when I was young enough to be choosie ;D
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Run for the hills! ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot
There are certain phrases that can't be un-read!
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Typical thick old slut. Maybe in her younger days she could carry it off, but 4 kids have obviously taken their toll. Probably from 4 different unknown fathers, but it matters not, taxpayers will keep her rich enough to frequent clubs...
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Good lord, you have found me a pair of head lights, :y But i will keep my grill ;D at least it's a :)
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot
There are certain phrases that can't be un-read!
couldnt make my mind up on this one slosh pot or splosh bucket ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
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I think she's gorgeous, wouldn't have any problem at all entering in any night club in my country :y
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
every holes a goal ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
Yuk ???
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Typical thick old slut. Maybe in her younger days she could carry it off, but 4 kids have obviously taken their toll. Probably from 4 different unknown fathers, but it matters not, taxpayers will keep her rich enough to frequent clubs...
As well as getting more cosmetic surgery when she's feeling down over splitting from whoever is next in line ::)
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I think she's gorgeous, wouldn't have any problem at all entering in any night club in my country :y
Well said DT. :-* :-*
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
what wear the same outfits :o :o ;D ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
what wear the same outfits :o :o ;D ;D
shes even got size xxxxxxxxxl for you paul you can have a go after me ;D ;D
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Better to be sorry for something you have done than sorry for something you havn't ;D
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Better to be sorry for something you have done than sorry for something you havn't ;D
True enough,a quick scrub with some soap and a wire brush should sort any er "after effects" ;D ;D
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bet its like throwing a savaloy up an alley every so often it may hit the sides
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Bet her gash is like a magicians pocket filled with liver and bacon......I'd rattle her though :y
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Jesus. I wouldn't touch her with a stolen cock.
She looks like she came from the same pot as a good proportion of my, er, customers.
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I wouldn't be seen out with someone dressed like that. she looks a proper attention seeker, right ol slapper in my opinion.
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A woman dressed.like that put with a bloke is trouble. I've seen it all before
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oh dear looks like she was set alight and put out with a shovel.. :y
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oh dear looks like she was set alight and put out with a shovel.. :y
;D
Best comment thus far!
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You wanna hear what she says about you lot..... :-X
You're all being very disrespectful, poor lass is only trying to get laid! ;D ;D
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Stand in my spot on a Friday & Saturday night and you will see a good few more like that - most seem to leave with someone, not my personal choice but each to there own, on the other hand my choices are not what they where and at 45 and driving an Omega it maybe time to climb down a rung or two :-\, One consolation is my memory is still good so shut my eyes and remember the past thus avoiding the need to find a bin bag.
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As soon as I saw the pictures, why did I think of that Italian Liner.
"Lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" ;D ;D ;D
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Nice tits, shame about the face ;)
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it just got worse ;D ;D
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4084937/Vamp-or-tramp-news-Banned-nightclub-mum-Lisa-Woodward-poses-in-a-superhero-themed-photoshoot.html
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looks like the photos had a bit of work done too ;D ;D
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it just got worse ;D ;D
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4084937/Vamp-or-tramp-news-Banned-nightclub-mum-Lisa-Woodward-poses-in-a-superhero-themed-photoshoot.html
That'll do me - thank you very much. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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i still would no matter what wierdo pics she does ;D i can just see them bristols bouncing ;D
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what off her knees or the floor there must be a good couple of tubes of silicone in those :y :y
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what off her knees or the floor there must be a good couple of tubes of silicone in those :y :y
i was thinking knees but looking again could well be floor ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
every holes a goal ;D
Always knew you bushwackers would get on ok if you were serving time in a US prison ;D ;D ;D
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i bet shes a right old splosh pot i still would though ;D
Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
every holes a goal ;D
Always knew you bushwackers would get on ok if you were serving time in a US prison ;D ;D ;D
oi limits no wall supporter would ever be locked up were to angelic ;D
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I've changed my mind.. I would. ;D
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One of the comments on The Sun's article has me laughing like a crazyperson at my desk here..
More teeth than a Ford gearbox. She could probably eat an apple through a tennis racket
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One of the comments on The Sun's article has me laughing like a crazyperson at my desk here..
More teeth than a Ford gearbox. She could probably eat an apple through a tennis racket
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i still would no matter what wierdo pics she does ;D i can just see them bristols bouncing ;D
No bounce in those babies, too much silicon! Hope they're not PIPS!! ::)
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She reminds me of the Rod Steward record, "Stay with me"....
"With a face like that you've got nothing to laugh about" ;D ;D ;D
Den should start a dating service:
Desperate Den's Dating:
Rough Sorts Ladies: If your a minger, fat slag and sinner or just well past your sell by date, then this is the dating site for you. On normal dating sites: You fail to attract that male, set your standards to high for any man to buy, then bite the biscuit and be realistic by joining Desperate Den's Dating.
If your a nothing too rough to stuff sort of bloke, then get your dating here. Set those low standards and minimal expectations and we have the girls who will fail to meet them.
Set your own sandpaper score, 80 grade at the rough end, to 320 for a rough sort of smooth, and give those ugly ones the moose head bonus they deserve.
So girls: All you fat, sad, ugly or bad, fit those studs to your mugs, tramp stamps from shoulder to thumb and all over your bum and get featured on Desperate Den's Dating site now!
For publicity you could make the Worcester girl your first member and for a bit of royal patronage give Fergie free membership too.
PS: Desperate Den I'll PM you my banks details for my 20% commission. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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She has very nice tits. :y
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She reminds me of the Rod Steward record, "Stay with me"....
"With a face like that you've got nothing to laugh about" ;D ;D ;D
Den should start a dating service:
Desperate Den's Dating:
Rough Sorts Ladies: If your a minger, fat slag and sinner or just well past your sell by date, then this is the dating site for you. On normal dating sites: You fail to attract that male, set your standards to high for any man to buy, then bite the biscuit and be realistic by joining Desperate Den's Dating.
If your a nothing too rough to stuff sort of bloke, then get your dating here. Set those low standards and minimal expectations and we have the girls who will fail to meet them.
Set your own sandpaper score, 80 grade at the rough end, to 320 for a rough sort of smooth, and give those ugly ones the moose head bonus they deserve.
So girls: All you fat, sad, ugly or bad, fit those studs to your mugs, tramp stamps from shoulder to thumb and all over your bum and get featured on Desperate Den's Dating site now!
For publicity you could make the Worcester girl your first member and for a bit of royal patronage give Fergie free membership too.
PS: Desperate Den I'll PM you my banks details for my 20% commission. ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D I do like a bit of ruff I must admit. :-* :-* :-*
Well done Rod - that cheered me up: I've been seriously afflicted by the man sniffles over the past two days and would need to be ministered onto by the likes of the delightful Lisa - to restore body and soul.
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Who cares after a few pints in the nightclub anyone looks good
:D :D :D :D
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The famous booze goggles followed by, I didn't with that morning after and quick exit. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You'd chew your own arm off, rather than wake her up!!!! :o
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pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I like the new avatar, Den ;)
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I like the new avatar, Den ;)
I would 'like' her as well Aa. ;D ;D ;D :-*
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I like the new avatar, Den ;)
I would 'like' her as well Aa. ;D ;D ;D :-*
Very good D ;D ;D :y
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She could get a job on 'Babe'station!! :)
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She could get a job on 'Babe'station!! :)
Whats that ??? ??? ??? ::)
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She has very nice tits. :y
About the only nice thing about her ;D
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She could get a job on 'Babe'station!! :)
......in the 40+ section. Channel 916 if memory serves..... ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)
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lmfao! who needs a bag when you can turn the light off ;) i wouldnt say no to having a go lmao...waggle the spoon in the fishpond a bit though lol!! mmm ;) :y lol
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She could get a job on 'Babe'station!! :)
......in the 40+ section. Channel 916 if memory serves..... ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)
96 from memory on freeview lol! p.s tunnie the legs are quite nice but cant comment on the arse as of yet lol!
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Can't see what's wrong with her body & 28 seems about right. It's a macho thing to say you would'nt but most would. I would. Why not? She looks like she'd show you a good time. Not the prettiest of girls....Golden Deciever) but a smile goes a long way. I don't frequent clubs anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_vOQ-I0sUo
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To prove that she can look pretty decent:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/editors-picks/2012/01/26/lisa-woodman-mum-banned-from-clubs-for-dressing-too-sexily-gets-elegant-makeover-from-the-mirror-115875-23720258/
But the last line of the article still made me chuckle..
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To prove that she can look pretty decent:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/editors-picks/2012/01/26/lisa-woodman-mum-banned-from-clubs-for-dressing-too-sexily-gets-elegant-makeover-from-the-mirror-115875-23720258/
But the last line of the article still made me chuckle..
Which bit? Both bits were amusing! ;D ;D
As mum-of-four Lisa catches sight of her reflection in the window even she gasps in disbelief.
“Is that REALLY me?” she asks.
“I never thought I could look as good as this.”
To be honest, Lisa, neither did the rest of us.
This elegant lady in red is the same woman pictured earlier this week wearing what looked like a black plastic bin-liner held together with a couple of old bicycle chains
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;D ;D That bit was a cracker, too..
I was referring to this bit, though:
“I look great,” she admits. “And I still feel sexy in this. Perhaps I could wear this to go clubbing occasionally.
“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”
You can’t say we didn’t try.
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You can put anybody into a class, but you can't put the class into anybody. :o :o
As Flavio Briatore of Renault F1 fame said: "Why chat up and have an ugly girlfriend, when it takes the same time and effort to have a beautiful one" :y :y
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;D ;D That bit was a cracker, too..
I was referring to this bit, though:
“I look great,” she admits. “And I still feel sexy in this. Perhaps I could wear this to go clubbing occasionally.
“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”
You can’t say we didn’t try.
“But next time I’m off to a club in Birmingham where I can wear my latest outfit – a white PVC mini skirt and matching bra.”
That's music to this dirty old bastid's ears. :-* :-* :-* :y
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;D Den.. I must admit, the idea of a trip to Birmingham did go through my mind..
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Now't that a tight fitting jonny and a can of fabreeze wouldn't sort ;D
Good job swmbo can't work computers :D
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a Birmingham on the cards soon then :y
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doh....add meet in there somewhere..meet as in meeting :o
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a Birmingham on the cards soon then :y
Go on - get in there my son. ;D ;D ;D