She reminds me of the Rod Steward record, "Stay with me"....
"With a face like that you've got nothing to laugh about"

Den should start a dating service:
Desperate Den's Dating: Rough Sorts Ladies: If your a minger, fat slag and sinner or just well past your sell by date, then this is the dating site for you. On normal dating sites: You fail to attract that male, set your standards to high for any man to buy, then bite the biscuit and be realistic by joining Desperate Den's Dating.
If your a nothing too rough to stuff sort of bloke, then get your dating here. Set those low standards and minimal expectations and we have the girls who will fail to meet them.
Set your own sandpaper score, 80 grade at the rough end, to 320 for a rough sort of smooth, and give those ugly ones the moose head bonus they deserve.
So girls: All you fat, sad, ugly or bad, fit those studs to your mugs, tramp stamps from shoulder to thumb and all over your bum and get featured on Desperate Den's Dating site now!
For publicity you could make the Worcester girl your first member and for a bit of royal patronage give Fergie free membership too.
PS: Desperate Den I'll PM you my banks details for my 20% commission.
