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Title: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 February 2012, 23:21:23: Who on here has met a girl called Ramalamadingdong ?
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Post by: tidla on 20 February 2012, 23:35:26: what, are you smoking?
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 February 2012, 23:36:58: Bored ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: tidla on 20 February 2012, 23:40:05: why is it that, when you finally think your in the clear, another pile of crap comes your way?
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 February 2012, 23:43:18: What is it you plant in order to grow seedless grapes?
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Post by: Vamps on 20 February 2012, 23:45:08: Why Me?
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Post by: MaxV6 on 21 February 2012, 00:10:07: why not???
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Post by: Vamps on 21 February 2012, 00:11:21: Quote from: MaxV6 on 21 February 2012, 00:10:07
why not???

The Big C........
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Post by: hotel21 on 21 February 2012, 00:16:07: Why does a fart smell....... :-\
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Post by: Gaffers on 21 February 2012, 06:20:16: Quote from: tigers_gonads on 20 February 2012, 23:21:23
Who on here has met a girl called Ramalamadingdong ?

Nearly, her name was Ramalingham ;D
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Post by: feeutfo on 21 February 2012, 06:34:46: Why is it it...? If you have to bang in 3 nails, and only get 3 nails out, one will bend. If you get any number more than 3 nails out they won't bend, but you have to put the unused ones back.

This applies to self tapping screws for LPG lines, or especially any instance where access is awkward.
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Post by: feeutfo on 21 February 2012, 06:36:09: Why is it, that there is only ever traffic at the end of my road, when "I" want to pull out? ;D
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Post by: feeutfo on 21 February 2012, 06:42:18: And, last one for now, why is it, no matter what time of day or night, there is always a line of lories timed perfectly to block exit slips on motorways?

It could be 4 am, nothing on the motorway for the last 50miles, but come the exit, yep, there they are, 3 arctics, and I have to slow down to 50.
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Post by: Auto Addict on 21 February 2012, 07:19:45: Why is it, when your under the car, the spanner you want is just out of reach?
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Post by: mantahatch on 21 February 2012, 07:33:26: Why is it that when you just manage to get a bit of money behind you, an unexpected bill/repair comes along ?
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Post by: Varche on 21 February 2012, 09:20:34: How come I can look up into the sky and see both the sun and the moon perfectly unobscured and yet sometimes the moon is in shadow and thus crescent shaped?
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Post by: bob.dent on 21 February 2012, 09:21:24: Quote from: chrisgixer on 21 February 2012, 06:42:18
And, last one for now, why is it, no matter what time of day or night, there is always a line of lories timed perfectly to block exit slips on motorways?

It could be 4 am, nothing on the motorway for the last 50miles, but come the exit, yep, there they are, 3 arctics, and I have to slow down to 50.

Yep.....without fail!
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Post by: Varche on 21 February 2012, 09:24:20: How come we never had any water leaks in our extensive external to house water pipes when it was minus 6 at night and plus 10 in the day. Today we have three! and it was only minus one last night. ????
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 09:55:34: If a guide dog does a poo in the street, who picks it up?
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 09:56:32: Why is it not called a suckjob ?
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 09:57:02: Why did Japanese Kamikazi pilots wear crash helmets ?
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Post by: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35: When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?
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Post by: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:36:16: Why did paddy not understand why he only had one brother but his sister had two!
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Post by: MaxV6 on 21 February 2012, 11:35:40: Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

never mind that, why can you not find it until you no longer need it, and why is it that this is always just after you've been out and bought another one.......
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Post by: OOMV6 on 21 February 2012, 13:03:24: Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Kinda obvious really. You ain't gonna carry on looking once you've found it. Therefore it will always be the last place you look, even if it is the first place too
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Post by: albitz on 21 February 2012, 13:08:42: Why is it that females are supposed to be delicate,sensitive creatures and yet they bathe in water hot enough to take a mans skin off ? ::)
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Post by: OOMV6 on 21 February 2012, 13:09:59: Why do women's clothes button from the left, while men's button from the right?
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 13:25:31: Why do women always go to the loo in two's ?
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Post by: LJay on 21 February 2012, 14:08:54: Quote from: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 13:25:31
Why do women always go to the loo in two's ?

Now that would be telling....... ;) :P
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Post by: PhilRich on 21 February 2012, 14:12:45: Why is it when you come on OOF, you spend at least half your time reading nonsense! ;D
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 21 February 2012, 14:21:10: Quote from: PhilRich on 21 February 2012, 14:12:45
Why is it when you come on OOF, you spend at least half your time reading nonsense! ;D

Blame me :y

I was very board and sober when I started this ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 21 February 2012, 19:56:56: Quote from: hotel21 on 21 February 2012, 00:16:07
Why does a fart smell....... :-\

For the benefit of the deaf.
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Post by: omegod on 21 February 2012, 20:28:59: Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey
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Post by: STMO123 on 21 February 2012, 20:41:08: Quote from: omegod on 21 February 2012, 20:28:59
Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey

It gets like that when you're old. You'll be crashing from piping the schoolies next.
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Post by: omegod on 21 February 2012, 21:01:39: Quote from: STMO123 on 21 February 2012, 20:41:08
Quote from: omegod on 21 February 2012, 20:28:59
Where do ugly women learn to drive? EVERY female learner I see is a honey

It gets like that when you're old. You'll be crashing from piping the schoolies next.

No worries there Ste, I video them instead ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 21 February 2012, 21:04:08: Quote from: Vamps on 21 February 2012, 00:11:21
Quote from: MaxV6 on 21 February 2012, 00:10:07
why not???

The Big C........

I would just like to point out that, like some other members of OOF, I have come out the other end. There are times though when I can not help but ponder the 'why me' question particularly in the way this has affected my lifestyle.......but continue to enjoy the years with friends and family that I could well have lost, Miss Vamps was quite young, and I may never have discovered OOF :y :y :y
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Post by: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 21:41:41: Quote from: OOMV6 on 21 February 2012, 13:03:24
Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Kinda obvious really. You ain't gonna carry on looking once you've found it. Therefore it will always be the last place you look, even if it is the first place too

It was meant to be subtle; I didn't want to state the obvious, it wouldn't work then :y
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Post by: Tony H on 21 February 2012, 22:43:28: Why is it that that item that you kept in your shed for years, because "that will come in for something" ::) is needed the day after you throw it out >:(
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Post by: the alarming man on 21 February 2012, 22:54:39: Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because once you have found it you stop looking :y
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Post by: Vamps on 21 February 2012, 22:55:23: Quote from: Tony H on 21 February 2012, 22:43:28
Why is it that that item that you kept in your shed for years, because "that will come in for something" ::) is needed the day after you throw it out >:(

Been there done that, that is why I do not like to throw anything away, but I badly need a declutter... ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: feeutfo on 21 February 2012, 23:09:43: Why is it, when your stuck behind slow traffic in the bends, where you cant see anyway, nothing comes the other way for mile after mile. But as soon as there's a straight where you can see ahead far enough to over take, the only traffic to use that road all day chooses to arrive just at that precise moment.

There's a road round here with a slight kink in an otherwise perfectly straight bit of road. The kink is just tight enough to conceal the on coming lane to hide a single vehicle. Yep, you guessed it, there is ALWAYS a car hidden in there. ALWAYS. Rendering the whole straight stretch and over taking oppertunity useless.

Why. Is. That? Hmm?
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 00:43:22: why oh why do women have to move everything

why do they have to use the washing machine every day
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 00:46:02: why do women sit so close to the steering wheel :o and how do they get in :o
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Post by: Johnny English on 22 February 2012, 07:23:18: Where are missing the words we never say ?
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Post by: Varche on 22 February 2012, 08:41:48: Where are the women everytime you see a report from Iran,Yemen,Egypt,Syria,Tunisia...................
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Post by: geoffr70 on 22 February 2012, 09:36:03: Quote from: the alarming man on 21 February 2012, 22:54:39
Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because once you have found it you stop looking :y

Talk about stating the obvious, that's the point. Some things don't need to be said :y
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Post by: tigers_gonads on 22 February 2012, 09:58:24: Quote from: Varche on 22 February 2012, 08:41:48
Where are the women everytime you see a report from Iran,Yemen,Egypt,Syria,Tunisia...................

Doing the housework :y ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24: Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)
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Post by: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11: (http://www.gearslutz.com/board/attachments/high-end/136900d1253462135-ah-finally-final-answer-its-gear-man-woman-rack-mount.jpg)
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 16:06:56: ;D ;D ;D and women know exactly where the on off button is ;D ;D very good did make i laugh that one :y :y
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Post by: LJay on 22 February 2012, 16:09:04: Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11
(http://www.gearslutz.com/board/attachments/high-end/136900d1253462135-ah-finally-final-answer-its-gear-man-woman-rack-mount.jpg)

Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us! :P :P
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Post by: feeutfo on 22 February 2012, 16:44:19: Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 16:09:04
Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11
(http://www.gearslutz.com/board/attachments/high-end/136900d1253462135-ah-finally-final-answer-its-gear-man-woman-rack-mount.jpg)

Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us! :P :P
;D your rather right there Ljay ;D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 February 2012, 17:00:56: Quote from: chrisgixer on 22 February 2012, 16:44:19
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 16:09:04
Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11
(http://www.gearslutz.com/board/attachments/high-end/136900d1253462135-ah-finally-final-answer-its-gear-man-woman-rack-mount.jpg)

Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us! :P :P
;D your rather right there Ljay ;D

Not really an issue, I can see the On/Off switch. Shame they forgot the wire the rather thing up. ::)
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Post by: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:03:35: why do women always have to have the last word
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Post by: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:11:10: why is it when the batts are flat in your remote you push the button harder like thats gonna make it work
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 20:14:28: put the remote to your head it increases the range clarkson top gear.....strangley it works :o :o although you look like a knob ;D :D
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Post by: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:22:31: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 20:14:28
put the remote to your head it increases the range clarkson top gear.....strangley it works :o :o although you look like a knob ;D :D
told folk at work that and they thought i was daft,so i proved em wrong...thank chuff it worked ;D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 20:34:15: its crazy but after watching clarkson it does work so many non belivers ;D ;D
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Post by: feeutfo on 22 February 2012, 22:43:12: Doesn't work with tv remote... ...why is that. :D
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Post by: LJay on 22 February 2012, 23:28:51: Quote from: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:03:35
why do women always have to have the last word

Because we do and we're always right! :P :P :P
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 23 February 2012, 02:38:31: Quote from: chrisgixer on 22 February 2012, 22:43:12
Doesn't work with tv remote... ...why is that. :D

you tried that too ;D ;D ;D pmsl
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 February 2012, 11:30:41: I pulled a girl called Donna in a kebab shop a few years ago :) Was it meant to be? :-\ and was she the one that got away? :(
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Post by: Gaffers on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11: Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)
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Post by: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07: Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 23 February 2012, 21:04:53: Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 00:43:22
why oh why do women have to move everything

why do they have to use the washing machine every day

:y :y
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Post by: Gaffers on 23 February 2012, 21:17:54: Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)

So you admit that the perfect guy for you is a gay football(amercian) coach ::)
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Post by: LJay on 23 February 2012, 21:50:40: Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 21:17:54
Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)

So you admit that the perfect guy for you is a gay football(amercian) coach ::)

Nope! I'm on here and I drive an omega so surely that sets me aside from the average woman! ::) :P
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Post by: Gaffers on 23 February 2012, 22:01:13: Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 21:50:40
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 21:17:54
Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)

So you admit that the perfect guy for you is a gay football(amercian) coach ::)

Nope! I'm on here and I drive an omega so surely that sets me aside from the average
woman! ::) :P

And all. Which proves the point of the clip :D
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Post by: feeutfo on 23 February 2012, 22:16:23: Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ)

8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)
;D your rather right there Ljay ;D

;D