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Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« on: 20 February 2012, 23:21:23 »
Who on here has met a girl called Ramalamadingdong ?

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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #1 on: 20 February 2012, 23:35:26 »
what, are you smoking?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2012, 23:36:58 »
Bored   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 20 February 2012, 23:40:05 »
why is it that, when you finally think your in the clear, another pile of crap comes your way?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #4 on: 20 February 2012, 23:43:18 »
What is it you plant in order to grow seedless grapes?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #5 on: 20 February 2012, 23:45:08 »
Why Me?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #6 on: 21 February 2012, 00:10:07 »
why not???
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« Reply #7 on: 21 February 2012, 00:11:21 »
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #8 on: 21 February 2012, 00:16:07 »
Why does a fart smell.......   :-\
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #9 on: 21 February 2012, 06:20:16 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 20 February 2012, 23:21:23
Who on here has met a girl called Ramalamadingdong ?

Nearly, her name was Ramalingham ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #10 on: 21 February 2012, 06:34:46 »
Why is it it...? If you have to bang in 3 nails, and only get 3 nails out, one will bend. If you get any number more than 3 nails out they won't bend, but you have to put the unused ones back.

This applies to self tapping screws for LPG lines, or especially any instance where access is awkward.
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« Reply #11 on: 21 February 2012, 06:36:09 »
Why is it, that there is only ever traffic at the end of my road, when "I" want to pull out? ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #12 on: 21 February 2012, 06:42:18 »
And, last one for now, why is it, no matter what time of day or night, there is always a line of lories timed perfectly to block exit slips on motorways?

It could be 4 am, nothing on the motorway for the last 50miles, but come the exit, yep, there they are, 3 arctics, and I have to slow down to 50.
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #13 on: 21 February 2012, 07:19:45 »
Why is it, when your under the car, the spanner you want is just out of reach?
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #14 on: 21 February 2012, 07:33:26 »
Why is it that when you just manage to get a bit of money behind you, an unexpected bill/repair comes along ?
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