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General Discussion Area / Re: Nathan Gill
« on: Today at 12:10:39 »
My Mrs took great joy in this report. 'Ha!' she said 'I told you Nigel Farage was a racist'.
'I know' I said 'why else do you think I'm going to vote for him?'

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Hope you're 'lot going on' wasn't anything serios.

thanks  :)
Just life's 'ups n downs'
I seem to be too busy putting fires out all the time, rather than getting ahead and preventing them, though many are unavoidable/beyond my control anyway
if that makes sense
Yes, it makes sense. I've had to educate my family with regards to my advancing years and learn to say no. They get used to it, eventually.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 19:49:52 »
My second wife was Lorraine. I used to constantly sing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone'. She wasn't amused, miserable cow.

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Dropped my Omega in for MOT today
passed but advisories for "rust on rear coil springs"  ::)
not the end of the world  ;D

Where've you been, bollöcks?  ;D

Well I haven't been outside ,cleaning surface rust off coil springs all year ,clearly  :P

Just had a lot going on  ;)

hope you are ok Uncle Stemo and your good lady
Hope you're 'lot going on' wasn't anything serious. Glad to see you back  :-*

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Dropped my Omega in for MOT today
passed but advisories for "rust on rear coil springs"  ::)
not the end of the world  ;D
Where've you been, bollöcks?  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boiler boffins.
« on: Yesterday at 11:49:46 »
And yet 60% of homes in Norway have them, and year ok year they don't all freeze to death...

I think it's far more likely that we in the UK don't have the expertise to size, install and configure them correctly (yet).

We burn wood too, Kevin. They grow it in Canada, turn it into pellets and send it by sea and rail to our environmentally friendly power station at Drax.
.. but they build houses properly, have actually invested in their energy infrastructure since the 1960s, have an abundance of renewables and don't put daft green subsidies on their electricity bills, I'm guessing.

Being Scandinavian, they probably supplement it with lots of wood burning, too.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boiler boffins.
« on: 23 November 2025, 22:16:57 »
I think our Lord should get rid of that dirty old boiler, replace it with an Air Source Heat Pump and save the planet!  :)

Not while I still have breath in my body..... >:D

They don't seem to work very well from what I hear.

I think you may be right Opti.

One of my friends very recently moved into a brand new house which has been fitted with one of these new fangled heat pumps.  Over the last week it has become very cold down here, but she tells me the heating will only get to a certain level and no more, with her bedrooms remaining quite cold!   Another friend of mine is a master builder, and is very well qualified in the plumbing, and electrical, fields.  He says that the heat pumps have a limit on how much heat they actually push out, which is no where near as high as it is with an gas central heating system. :o :o :o

What the hell is going on I think?!!  Why are heat pumps being so enthusiastically promoted if they have limits for houses in our climate?! ::) ::) :P :P

And yet 60% of homes in Norway have them, and year ok year they don't all freeze to death...

I think it's far more likely that we in the UK don't have the expertise to size, install and configure them correctly (yet).
Our houses are not insulated to any kind of degree to those in Norway. You need to keep any heat which is generated, not pass it through your roof, windows and walls.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boiler boffins.
« on: 23 November 2025, 15:34:12 »
I think our Lord should get rid of that dirty old boiler, replace it with an Air Source Heat Pump and save the planet!  :)

Not while I still have breath in my body..... I will never buy an EV that runs on PP9s>:D

They don't seem to work very well from what I hear.

 ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boiler boffins.
« on: 23 November 2025, 14:34:22 »
Have you tried asking your favourite AI bot?  ChatGPT? Grok? etc  ???

I believe they're quite clever these days.  :y
I asked  ;D


This sounds like a classic ignition failure issue with your oil-fired boiler. The 15-second run before lockout is typical for the safety time-out period, where the control box tries to establish a flame. Since it fails to detect a flame, it shuts down to prevent unburnt oil from accumulating, which is a significant hazard.
Given the age of the boiler and the symptoms, here are the most likely causes, ranging from simple to more complex:
🔍 Most Likely Causes of No Ignition
1. Faulty or Fouled Electrodes
The ignition electrodes are responsible for creating the spark that lights the oil spray.
• Symptom: No spark at all, or a weak/intermittent spark.
• Cause: The porcelain insulators can crack, or the electrode tips can become dirty, covered in soot, or incorrectly positioned due to wear. This prevents the high-voltage electricity from creating a strong, consistent spark.
2. Failed Photocell (Cad Cell)
The photocell or Cadmium Sulphide (CdS) cell is the "eye" of the boiler. It detects whether a flame is present.
• Symptom: The burner might spark and even ignite for a second, but the photocell fails to sense the flame, or it's simply failed. Since the control box doesn't register a flame within the 15-second window, it locks out.
• Cause: The cell itself has failed, or more commonly, it's covered in soot and can't "see" the flame even if it ignites. The photocell is a common point of failure for an older boiler.
3. Oil Nozzle Clog or Failure
The nozzle atomizes the oil into a fine mist so it can be easily ignited by the spark.
• Symptom: The burner motor runs, the pump is drawing oil, but the spray pattern is poor or non-existent, preventing a proper flame.
• Cause: The tiny orifice of the nozzle can become clogged with sludge or debris from the oil line, especially after the boiler has been sitting or the fuel filter is due for a change. Given the boiler's age, a worn nozzle is also highly probable. Nozzles should be replaced annually.
4. Air-Lock in the Oil Line
Although you see oil being drawn, there might be a small air bubble (air-lock) trapped in the pump or oil line, particularly if the oil level dropped very low recently or if the system has been opened.
• Symptom: Oil is supplied, but the pump cannot maintain the pressure needed to atomize the fuel properly.
• Fix: An engineer would bleed the pump to remove the air.
5. Failed Oil Burner Control Box
The control box (often a small black or grey box on the burner) manages the entire sequence: pre-purge, spark timing, fuel solenoid, and monitoring the photocell.
• Symptom: The cycle fails, even when all other components are working.
• Cause: Internal electrical failure. This component often requires full replacement.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« on: 23 November 2025, 11:34:24 »
Some scrotes have done mum's place over again, and nicked her safe.  Sod all of value in there, but it's gonna be at least £2k for a new front door, and then the emotional costs.

I suspect the old bill will muster up enough enthusiasm to give her a crime number.


The police really need to get a better handle on this shit.  Sat with thumbs up arses only encourages it to happen more.
Twâts. Useless, leeching twâts.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Latest Ukraine Peace deal
« on: 22 November 2025, 22:54:23 »
Who would be surprised if Trump has promised Putin that he'll force Ukraine to agree to the peace deal, as long as Putin promises not to attack again while he is still in the White House?  ???

This would give Putin around three years to regroup, retrain, build up a massive stock of drones and missiles, send more Russian navy ships and subs to the Black Sea as soon Turkey reopens the Dardanelles Straight and the Bosphorus to warships, and boom he'd be ready for phase 3 of his invasion of Ukraine in February 2029 when Trump is happily playing golf in Florida.  ::)
AI will be running things by then  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Latest Ukraine Peace deal
« on: 22 November 2025, 22:07:07 »
Venezuela is bad at getting its oil out of the ground, really bad. Know anyone who could help?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Latest Ukraine Peace deal
« on: 22 November 2025, 20:40:03 »
Why should we expect the world to stay as it is for any length of time? As little as three hundred years ago, European countries were invading each other, America hardly existed and we were still travelling in carts pulled by horses.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Latest Ukraine Peace deal
« on: 22 November 2025, 20:05:50 »
Do I sound a bit like Migalot?  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Latest Ukraine Peace deal
« on: 22 November 2025, 20:03:44 »
Oh....and China, through our universities, their shiny new super embassy, cars buses and trucks, household appliances and just plain espionage will soon own us.

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