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[feeutfo]

Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx 

Ok ok enough already. 

[Terbs]

Bless xx

[feeutfo]

Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week 

[Vamps]

Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx 

I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES. 

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up.....

It's ok.......I suppose.

It's a bit North Western..........

Fits with the thread title though.......

[Terbs]

Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week 

Upset someone...what me....naw, not in my gender Can't recall upsetting anyone

Live and let live is my motto........unless its, Europe, crime, Cameron, Milliband, Clegg, middle laners, that bloke who can't act (Max Branning in Eastenders) Coronation Street, Europe again, Banks, Wi-FI on this caravan site that keeps cutting me off, people who don't flush the toilet, and Europe, people who bitch about anything, petrol prices in Dorset, and people who stir the sh*t on here........and most of all, Europe

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just don't upset Esta again. That'll be twice this week 

Upset someone...what me....naw, not in my gender Can't recall upsetting anyone

Live and let live is my motto........unless its, Europe, crime, Cameron, Milliband, Clegg, middle laners, that bloke who can't act (Max Branning in Eastenders) Coronation Street, Europe again, Banks, Wi-FI on this caravan site that keeps cutting me off, people who don't flush the toilet, and Europe, people who bitch about anything, petrol prices in Dorset, and people who stir the sh*t on here........and most of all, Europe

You're not wrong there!! I do fuel runs into Devon as it's cheaper across the border.... 

[Terbs]

There is an Esso garage on the A31 near Wimborne, that sells petrol at least 4p a litre cheaper than any other garage around here (Wareham/Poole) How do they do it??? Currently 128.9p

And yougsters like the Gixer wonder why us 'men of the world' get bitchy at this modern world and its rip offs I had old towels as nappies, not pampers like Gixer

Had to add.....massive ommision from previous post...people who scrap Omega's

[omega3000]

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic
downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic
upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs
and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.
This species mostly receives benefits and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

How do those trouser's keep up  must be sewn to his undies