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Evolution..have we really come to this
« on: 11 January 2013, 20:36:52 »
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic
downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic
upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs
and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.
This species mostly receives benefits and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.


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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2013, 20:38:21 »
That was going the rounds a few weeks ago on email. It'd be funny if it wasn't so accurate
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« Reply #2 on: 11 January 2013, 20:44:37 »
;D ;D


(I rarely give more than one laughing smiley btw ;) )
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #3 on: 11 January 2013, 20:48:17 »
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2013, 20:50:36 »
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Coronation Street on the telly....
I'm watching The Hurt Locker....
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #5 on: 11 January 2013, 20:54:45 »
 ;) ;D ;D

Nice one,Tony.  :y
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #6 on: 11 January 2013, 21:02:48 »
Very good  :y
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2013, 21:05:43 »
I can remember seeing these trousers with the crotch down at the knees a few years ago on a pop group. I think they were called East 17 !!!!! They were singing a Christmas song and had leather trousers on that were 3 miles wide and a low crutch. I thought they looked absolutely stupid, especially the wide kneed stance they took, and would never catch on ;D

How wrong can you be !!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2013, 21:09:24 »
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2013, 21:16:55 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:09:24
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2013, 21:21:58 »
Quote from: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:16:55
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:09:24
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #11 on: 11 January 2013, 21:28:24 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:21:58
Quote from: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:16:55
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:09:24
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up..... :D :D :P
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« Reply #12 on: 11 January 2013, 21:37:50 »
Ricky Tomlinson is in it ,so I cant watch. The sight or sound of him makes me want to throw the TV through the nearest window. ;D
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #13 on: 11 January 2013, 21:38:56 »
Quote from: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:28:24
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:21:58
Quote from: Vamps on 11 January 2013, 21:16:55
Quote from: STMO123 on 11 January 2013, 21:09:24
Quote from: terbert on 11 January 2013, 20:48:17
Well Chris......I'm sat down here in my caravan....its p*ssing down with rain, Coronation Street on the telly....

But at least I am happy.....all because I have pleased you twice now tonight xx  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm watching great night out and just had a giggle. Run down shop with a load of old fridges on thepavement, called.........SELFRIDGES.  :)

Going to watch that on the plus 1, is it any good?

Errrrr.......no, not really.

As I do not believe you, we will still watch it and make our own minds up..... :D :D :P
It's ok.......I suppose.
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Re: Evolution..have we really come to this
« Reply #14 on: 11 January 2013, 21:41:06 »
Quote from: Albitz on 11 January 2013, 21:37:50
Ricky Tomlinson is in it ,so I cant watch. The sight or sound of him makes me want to throw the TV through the nearest window. ;D


Hang on Albs...I am on my way...I need a new telly ;D ;D ;D
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