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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #45 on: 27 May 2008, 19:46:36 »
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if i give you both cars,my motor bike,my tools my guitar,my left arm and my right lung,would you sell it to me ,pleeeeeease. ;D ;D ;D

with this remote comes responsibility though........

can you imagine the possibilities OMG  :o
i have been imagining those possibilities for a looong time :y ;D ;D

only in your dreams! its us women who know what buttons to press! ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #46 on: 27 May 2008, 19:48:52 »
i must confess you are correct. ;) ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #47 on: 27 May 2008, 20:37:29 »
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if i give you both cars,my motor bike,my tools my guitar,my left arm and my right lung,would you sell it to me ,pleeeeeease. ;D ;D ;D

with this remote comes responsibility though........

can you imagine the possibilities OMG  :o
i have been imagining those possibilities for a looong time :y ;D ;D

only in your dreams! its us women who know what buttons to press! ;D

my point about the helpfiles stands.....if the instruction manual was well written us men would know what buttons to push...

Actually i know which button makes my wife hit the ceiling  ;D ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #48 on: 27 May 2008, 21:09:42 »
Wiping your cock on the curtains normally works  ::)
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« Reply #49 on: 27 May 2008, 21:11:30 »
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Wiping your cock on the curtains normally works  ::)
:o...... :-[
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #50 on: 27 May 2008, 21:12:37 »
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Wiping your cock on the curtains normally works  ::)

i'll try that on the weekend....once she has come down from the ceiling i will advise her that you told me  ;)

She's a nice woman, i cal her 'my little pet pitbull' 4'10" and once she gets the bit between her teeth :'(
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« Reply #51 on: 27 May 2008, 21:18:30 »
didnt realise mrs bitz was also married to another oofer. ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #52 on: 27 May 2008, 21:26:03 »
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We dont need a remote, we have vibrators!!!

Therefore making men surplus to requirement (except to maybe fix the car)  ;D ;D ;D
Ah but they can't get spiders out of the bath! ::)
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #53 on: 27 May 2008, 21:31:36 »
They can be used in spider removal!

You hit the spider with it then wash it down the plug hole! :)
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #54 on: 27 May 2008, 21:31:57 »
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We dont need a remote, we have vibrators!!!

Therefore making men surplus to requirement (except to maybe fix the car)  ;D ;D ;D
Ah but they can't get spiders out of the bath! ::)
Can't get a round in either. ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #55 on: 27 May 2008, 21:32:41 »
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in fact, a remote control with volume and numerous other functions on would be worth its weight in gold. ;D ;D ;D

You mean like this........


Do you do one for the kids as well. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #56 on: 27 May 2008, 21:38:24 »
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in fact, a remote control with volume and numerous other functions on would be worth its weight in gold. ;D ;D ;D

You mean like this........


Do you do one for the kids as well. ;D ;D ;D

that's a work in progress
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #57 on: 27 May 2008, 21:39:00 »
Now that really would make money!
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« Reply #58 on: 28 May 2008, 01:13:51 »
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They can be used in spider removal!

You hit the spider with it then wash it down the plug hole! :)
Its bad luck to kill spiders! ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #59 on: 28 May 2008, 07:57:08 »
Beleive me, round here its even worse luck not to get rid of em  ::)
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