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Debs.

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Blokey-Bits!.....
« on: 25 May 2008, 20:35:03 »
`Just reading another thread about an OOF`ers girlfriend`s actions.
Now, I`m musing over what a poor design 'blokes-bits' are; all that critically-sensitive, non-redundant equipment dangling 'out in the breeze' (metaphorically speaking) not even a roll-cage or even much padding to protect it!  :o

And what joker decided to connect the 'coin-purse' to the back of a man`s eyelids and his voice-box....`ever seen how wide a blokes eyes get and how rapidly he loses the powers of speech when his man-tech. dept. suffers a blow?  ::)

I mean, the equipment`s in the right place and seems to work ok [size=9](if a little quickly sometimes ::))[/size] but it`s the aspects of the design and Health and Safety issues that seem dodgy.

Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2008, 20:37:35 »
ah but did you know that one side of the dangly bits dangles lower than the other so it can take any 'damaging impact' and the other will survive.... Mother nature wasn't daft...

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« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2008, 20:39:30 »
would you really have them any other way debs ? :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2008, 20:42:27 »
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ah but did you know that one side of the dangly bits dangles lower than the other so it can take any 'damaging impact' and the other will survive.... Mother nature wasn't daft...

The Sacrificial Testicle Principle......one dies `that the other may live to procreate another day!  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2008, 20:43:47 »
Uhmmm & you women moan about your monthly etc. I tell you sumat Debs you wana try having these parts attached to you. Sitting down, sport activities & so many more are uncomfortable. Crossing of legs is a NO NO.
Mother Nature got it very wrong  :'(
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2008, 20:50:31 »
Betty Swallocks......
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« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2008, 20:52:03 »
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Betty Swallocks......
followed by ...technical itch   ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2008, 20:54:19 »
and what about the design of women ?  Surely they should have some sort of trap door or velcro fastening to aid childbirth -- or lay eggs !!!

Whoever designed the human frame was either drunk or just messing !!!!
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2008, 20:56:42 »
It's a bit like an air conditioning condenser. Delicate. Nasty consequences of damage but needs to stay cool so the only option is for it to be dangling in the passing airflow.

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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2008, 21:20:02 »
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It's a bit like an air conditioning condenser. Delicate. Nasty consequences of damage but needs to stay cool so the only option is for it to be dangling in the passing airflow.

Kevin

That's got to be one of the best analogies I have ever heard!!
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« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2008, 21:25:13 »
Design - testicles need to be kept at a lower temperature than the body, hence external.

Trouble giving birth - that is our problem for having large brains. IT is not a design flaw but a limit to our body design.

Bigger heads would get stopped due to dying at birth
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #11 on: 25 May 2008, 21:44:54 »
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`Just reading another thread about an OOF`ers girlfriend`s actions.
Now, I`m musing over what a poor design 'blokes-bits' are; all that critically-sensitive, non-redundant equipment dangling 'out in the breeze' (metaphorically speaking) not even a roll-cage or even much padding to protect it!  :o

And what joker decided to connect the 'coin-purse' to the back of a man`s eyelids and his voice-box....`ever seen how wide a blokes eyes get and how rapidly he loses the powers of speech when his man-tech. dept. suffers a blow?  ::)

I mean, the equipment`s in the right place and seems to work ok [size=9](if a little quickly sometimes ::))[/size] but it`s the aspects of the design and Health and Safety issues that seem dodgy.

Surely, when 'Man: Ver. 2.0' comes out there must be some 'down-below' improvements and design-mods. entrained.  ;D
The only outing mine gets, is to stir my cuppa ;D
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2008, 21:50:19 »
Debs! ? !?! !? ?!?!?!?!?
I am very concerned about your knowledge of the subject.
You haven't been violent towards the male anatomy before have you?
and you look so sweet in the photo! lol ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 25 May 2008, 22:22:50 »
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Debs! ? !?! !? ?!?!?!?!?
I am very concerned about your knowledge of the subject.
You haven't been violent towards the male anatomy before have you?
and you look so sweet in the photo! lol ::)

 [smiley=engel017.gif]Li`l old me?....no injurious intent I can assure` :y, just looking from an 'engineering' perspective! [smiley=engel017.gif]
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Re: Blokey-Bits!.....
« Reply #14 on: 25 May 2008, 23:54:42 »
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Whoever designed the human frame was either drunk or just messing !!!!

There's a strong argument indicating the designer was a Royal Naval architect. Only such a person would think it reasonable to have a combined location for recreation and waste disposal.
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