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[Jimbob]

I've developed the gifted talent of inserting mild swearwords into my belches. i.e 'dangle berries', Boobies, winker etc. If it's only a small burp be it on the end of a better one or on it's own, modify it to a single syllable i.e Arse etc. Before you know it you'll do it every time without realizing regardless of who'se company you're in.
    With a liitle practice you can get 3 expletives in one good gastric movement.

  All illusions shattered!

An evening soirée at your house must be quite an experience!

Not just me that does that then  

[LJay]

God men have it easy!
One thing i disagree on is the one mood bit! Men are definately better than women at sulking!
You may have it easy but you'd be lost without us, who would you wind up!

[JiMbOb789]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never need to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!  

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