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[Richie London]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never need to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!  

[Vamps]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never need to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!  

I thought so, swmbo says NO
 

[Mr Skrunts]

Comments please Lizzie.

Allways said the truth is out there.  

[MAX]

  What do the women think ?

[Vamps]

Comments please Lizzie.

Allways said the truth is out there.  

Are you looking for some action Remember Deb's is on tonight as well.

[amigov6]

Not far wrong. I've developed the gifted talent of inserting mild swearwords into my belches. i.e 'dangle berries', Boobies, winker etc. If it's only a small burp be it on the end of a better one or on it's own, modify it to a single syllable i.e Arse etc. Before you know it you'll do it every time without realizing regardless of who'se company you're in.
    With a liitle practice you can get 3 expletives in one good gastric movement.
   It's the little things that count!!!!!!!!

[Mr Skrunts]

Would be interesting to hear from all the ladies.  I just think back to some of Lizzie's "Dig's" as I read it and smile.  

[Elite Pete]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never need to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!  

They do

[Vamps]

Would be interesting to hear from all the ladies.  I just think back to some of Lizzie's "Dig's" as I read it and smile.  

Just checked, she is not signed in at the moment. Bet she is watching as a guest, she will let you dig yourself a hole and then she will be back.
Or, she has no reasoned argument against your post, after all no one is disagreeing with it

[Mr Skrunts]

Would be interesting to hear from all the ladies.  I just think back to some of Lizzie's "Dig's" as I read it and smile.  

Just checked, she is not signed in at the moment. Bet she is watching as a guest, she will let you dig yourself a hole and then she will be back.
Or, she has no reasoned argument against your post, after all no one is disagreeing with it

Exactly.    

[FRE07962128]

What do the women think ?[/quote]

I think that sums up a lot of men very well!

Short term, single minded focused, self satisfied, honour seeking, easily pleased, simple to mislead, naturally basic thinking, hand to mouth, hunter beasts of the jungle who wage war at the slightest provocation, but can soon become big loveable softies when they don't have to be all macho!  

But I say thank God for men, as us women have a perfect excuse to put the love, understanding, sophistication, and pure mothering into men's lives that they desparately need and desire which makes for the perfect balance to life, and thus creates sustainable existance through our off spring.
   ........and we enjoy love the process!

[Vamps]

What do the women think ?[/quote]

I think that sums up a lot of men very well!

Short term, single minded focused, self satisfied, honour seeking, easily pleased, simple to mislead, naturally basic thinking, hand to mouth, hunter beasts of the jungle who wage war at the slightest provocation!  

But I say thank God for men, as us women have a perfect excuse to put the love, understanding, sophistication, and pure mothering into men's lives that they desparately need and desire which makes for the perfect balance to life, and thus creates sustainable existance through our off spring.
   ........and we enjoy love the process!

Hmmmm, think I need to think about that, me shovel is in the garage.

[Mr Skrunts]

What do the women think ?[/quote]

I think that sums up a lot of men very well!

Short term, single minded focused, self satisfied, honour seeking, easily pleased, simple to mislead, naturally basic thinking, hand to mouth, hunter beasts of the jungle who wage war at the slightest provocation, but can soon become big loveable softies when they don't have to be all macho!  

But I say thank God for men, as us women have a perfect excuse to put the love, understanding, sophistication, and pure mothering into men's lives that they desparately need and desire which makes for the perfect balance to life, and thus creates sustainable existance through our off spring.
   ........and we enjoy love the process!

Yeah, you got me sussed.  

[Jimbob]

 

[Debs.]

I've developed the gifted talent of inserting mild swearwords into my belches. i.e 'dangle berries', Boobies, winker etc. If it's only a small burp be it on the end of a better one or on it's own, modify it to a single syllable i.e Arse etc. Before you know it you'll do it every time without realizing regardless of who'se company you're in.
    With a liitle practice you can get 3 expletives in one good gastric movement.

  All illusions shattered!

An evening soirée at your house must be quite an experience!