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Mr Skrunts

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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #60 on: 19 June 2008, 05:48:06 »
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #61 on: 19 June 2008, 20:11:51 »
hear about the bloke who told his kids gobstoppers were pregnant smarties and they refused to eat them!!!
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #62 on: 19 June 2008, 20:18:14 »
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

And he said, 'no bet, the steaks are too high.'
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #63 on: 19 June 2008, 20:41:10 »
Little boy, dressed in his cowboy outfit, asks for an ice cream cone from the van. Ice cream man asks "Do you want crushed nuts?".

The lad quickly draws his pistol and, aiming it right at the guy says, "Do you want your head blown off!!??"
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #64 on: 19 June 2008, 21:29:47 »
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FWD

just spilt me beer over the keyboard when i realised just how true that is!!!!
nice one martin!!! :y


Even my hot hatch was RWD ;D

yep mine too Opel kadett :y and so may i point out was my 3 wheeler!!!the good old bond bug!!! people used to really get upset
when i had it sideways!!! :y


I had a Sunbeam - a brilliant little car

i saw one of them down caslte coombe, fast f*****s, made me wanna go out and buy one :) :y
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