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whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« on: 12 June 2008, 21:32:44 »
 best short joke this year ...
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2008, 21:37:37 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #2 on: 12 June 2008, 21:39:12 »
Must be all that sun you are getting :P
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #3 on: 12 June 2008, 21:40:15 »
How observant and spot on!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2008, 21:46:43 »
Shortest joke I know is ... my boss  ::)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #5 on: 12 June 2008, 22:13:59 »
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Shortest joke I know is ... my boss  ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D

A man walks into a bar - ouch ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #6 on: 12 June 2008, 22:16:07 »
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Shortest joke I know is ... my boss  ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D

A man walks into a bar - ouch ;D

That's one of the late Tommy Cooper jokes; a classic!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #7 on: 12 June 2008, 22:22:37 »
Gordon Brown.
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« Reply #8 on: 12 June 2008, 22:23:47 »
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Gordon Brown.

Sad, but true! ;)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #9 on: 12 June 2008, 22:28:28 »
our local flasher is not retiring this year- hes decided to stick it out for another year !!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 12 June 2008, 22:29:35 »
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #11 on: 12 June 2008, 22:32:23 »
brill  ;)
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #12 on: 12 June 2008, 22:38:22 »
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so very true  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #13 on: 12 June 2008, 23:38:04 »
FWD
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Re: whats the best and shortest joke you know?
« Reply #14 on: 13 June 2008, 12:47:10 »
jimmy krankie :-[
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