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[omega3000]

I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally.

Where do you get this magic mastic from 

[Rog]

If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?......

They are mingers. No wonder sheep shagging caught on in some parts, if they are the only talent available.

Well, where I  . . . . . . oh sod, shut up Rog 

Anyone going  ?

http://www.llandoverysheepfestival.co.uk/

                               



 

[05omegav6]

I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally.

It certainly fills in the cracks...

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I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally.

Where do you get this magic mastic from 

Well... Once upon a time, there were some birds and some bees... Oh and a nice cup of tea...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally.

Where do you get this magic mastic from 

Most men seem to have a permanent supply which we keep in storage until it is needed. 

[TheBoy]

Freck 'orf

TB needs another relaxing bath by the sounds of it...

True. Busy getting the mastic off the shower screen.

Bubble wrap is more theraputic, and masking tape was designed to prevent such ordeals...

White spirit is pretty effective at that, and smells good too

Surprisingly, WD40 seems to be more effective than white spirit, but you need to soak it for 30mins or so.

[TheBoy]

I hear it's good for the complexion, not sure if it has the same effect on glass and mirrors though

Yep...some women believe that it makes them look ten years younger when applied liberally.

Where do you get this magic mastic from 

Most men seem to have a permanent supply which we keep in storage until it is needed. 

And some men seem to use it all up quickly....

...I mean, Shami, you're having a giraffe....