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« on: 24 September 2014, 19:21:52 »
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
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« Reply #1 on: 24 September 2014, 19:26:28 »
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 24 September 2014, 19:26:58 »
Don't dunk your cake in the bath instead of your tea!  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 24 September 2014, 19:44:05 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it, you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 24 September 2014, 19:45:55 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 24 September 2014, 19:44:05
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D

I imagine Ms. Chakrabarti  to be a 'full bush' girl. :)........and possibly hairy nipples. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: 24 September 2014, 19:51:58 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:45:55
Quote from: Cleggy on 24 September 2014, 19:44:05
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D

NO, but whatever turns you on. Got it you just want to shave Shami and drown the fish. ::) :D ;D ;D

I imagine Ms. Chakrabarti  to be a 'full bush' girl. :)........and possibly hairy nipples. ;)

Start with her moustache, by the time you get to the rest the water will be freezing. :D ;D ;D
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Re: Life
« Reply #6 on: 24 September 2014, 20:01:12 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?

Yep watching your wife turn green as the bubbles surface and pop.. ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 24 September 2014, 20:09:44 »
Quote from: Stuart30 on 24 September 2014, 20:01:12
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?

Yep watching your wife turn green as the bubbles surface and pop.. ;D

He counts the bubbles. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 24 September 2014, 20:18:44 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
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« Reply #9 on: 24 September 2014, 20:23:53 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
They are mingers. No wonder sheep shagging caught on in some parts, if they are the only talent available.
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« Reply #10 on: 24 September 2014, 20:24:18 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 20:18:44
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)
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Re: Life
« Reply #11 on: 24 September 2014, 20:25:32 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 20:24:18
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 September 2014, 20:18:44
Quote from: TheBoy on 24 September 2014, 19:21:52
Laying in a hot bath (don't tell my physio), letting the stresses of the day dissipate, and Mrs TB brings me in a cuppa and a bit of cake.

Does life get better?
A certain ABBA related DVD to keep you amused?
Said DVD has been mislaid. As said, can life get better? ::)

ahhh .. we all know what to buy Mrs TB for Christmas then ... :)

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« Reply #12 on: 24 September 2014, 20:41:50 »
Ah yes, that dvd ::)

It be hiding in the box marked Zafira A Cambelt* DVD :y



* I know it's chain driven, but I doubt a freshly bathed TB would notice ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 24 September 2014, 21:00:18 »
A bath and cake you didnt tell us its your birthday :)
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Re: Life
« Reply #14 on: 24 September 2014, 21:03:28 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 September 2014, 19:26:28
If 'dream girls' Shami Chakrabarti and Nicola Sturgeon joined you in the tub it would make things even more perfect.

Wouldn't it?...... ::) ::) ;D
I just had to look up who they were as I havent a scoby who they were, all I can say is my eyes are stinging now :o :o ;D
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