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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #30 on: 16 March 2017, 13:56:24 »

I once saw a "maintenance engineer" connect a 24v truck jumpstart pack to a 12v battery. The explosion was like a shotgun going off. It left me with ringing ears. Bits of the battery were found on the roof of the factory. The bloke who did it, somehow got away without so much as a scratch.  ::) ;D
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #31 on: 16 March 2017, 16:19:52 »

A colleague asked to borrow my jump leads where his car battery was flat. When he returned the leads the insulation on them was a bit melted and the worse for wear, where he admitted the nearest convenient charged battery was a 24v one on an adjacent lorry. :o :o :o
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #32 on: 16 March 2017, 16:51:29 »

I've read the blasted thing till I'm blue in the face, and I still can't work the heating system properly !!! :-[
Here do ;D

Leave in Auto with all the vents open. Adjust temperature to suit. If you need to clear the screen, close the dash vents and press the front screen button.
Never press the ECO button.


It's an ejector seat!
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #33 on: 16 March 2017, 20:19:12 »

Lord Opti can recite the Omega manual, word for word, off by heart, along with most laptop repair manuals. 8) 8) 8)

He also knows all the important Omega part numbers along with the part number for any laptop screen that you care to mention. ::) :-X ;D

I have a new unused screen. It cost about £35, I suppose I should sell it  on ebay. I bought the bitch a new computer instead. Seven hundred and something quid.

Too kind for my own good. :)
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #34 on: 16 March 2017, 23:03:23 »

Also noticed they advise to connect and disconnect Earth lead on a battery first or connect up to that first with leads. WTF? Earth first I would have thought - no?

Errr no, you connect the negative last and remove it first for safety reasons mainly.

If you disconnect the Positive first or fit it last then there is the potential for the spanner or socket being used to come into contact with a metallic part, which be default will at negative terminal potential.......

An old mechanic once told me to relate it like going to a party - arriving at the party (connecting the battery) you want positive people arriving first before negative people.
Leaving the party (disconnecting), you want negative people leaving first before positive people.
Very simple, but an easy way to ensure the correct connection and disconnection of the terminals  :y

That`s one way & here`s mine

RED to dead
BLACK goes back   :y
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #35 on: 17 March 2017, 00:08:28 »

Lord Opti can recite the Omega manual, word for word, off by heart, along with most laptop repair manuals. 8) 8) 8)

He also knows all the important Omega part numbers along with the part number for any laptop screen that you care to mention. ::) :-X ;D

I have a new unused screen. It cost about £35, I suppose I should sell it  on ebay. I bought the bitch a new computer instead. Seven hundred and something quid.

Too kind for my own good. :)

Blimey Mrs Opti likes an expensive frizbee M'lud!  :o  ;D

Do they fly any better?  :-\  ::)  :)
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #36 on: 17 March 2017, 04:05:54 »

Lord Opti can recite the Omega manual, word for word, off by heart, along with most laptop repair manuals. 8) 8) 8)

He also knows all the important Omega part numbers along with the part number for any laptop screen that you care to mention. ::) :-X ;D

I have a new unused screen. It cost about £35, I suppose I should sell it  on ebay. I bought the bitch a new computer instead. Seven hundred and something quid.

Too kind for my own good. :)

Blimey Mrs Opti likes an expensive frizbee M'lud!  :o  ;D

Do they fly any better?  :-\  ::)  :)

Of course they do, they fly first class! :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #37 on: 20 March 2017, 12:46:25 »

Also noticed they advise to connect and disconnect Earth lead on a battery first or connect up to that first with leads. WTF? Earth first I would have thought - no?

Errr no, you connect the negative last and remove it first for safety reasons mainly.

If you disconnect the Positive first or fit it last then there is the potential for the spanner or socket being used to come into contact with a metallic part, which be default will at negative terminal potential.......

That just doesn't make sense to me. Why would you leave car electrical system at positive potential?
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #38 on: 20 March 2017, 13:22:11 »

Do it your way and touch the spanner to the wing/slam panel as you undo the positive and report back :y
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Re: Anyone read the whole Omega Owners Manual?
« Reply #39 on: 20 March 2017, 13:26:48 »

Also noticed they advise to connect and disconnect Earth lead on a battery first or connect up to that first with leads. WTF? Earth first I would have thought - no?

Errr no, you connect the negative last and remove it first for safety reasons mainly.

If you disconnect the Positive first or fit it last then there is the potential for the spanner or socket being used to come into contact with a metallic part, which be default will at negative terminal potential.......

That just doesn't make sense to me. Why would you leave car electrical system at positive potential?
It's not at any potential because you've broken the circuit. Without the negative terminal attached, there is no path back to the battery.
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