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[stuart30]

Ahhh i couldn't careless the ex wife had large firm natural chest the current wife slightly smaller but but god there firm.

End of the day long as there big enough too slap the old jumbo between im a happy man.

Christ Man !!
Never compare the current model with a previous one ESPECIALLY on the web :-?

Na im safe..gift of the gab with the women.

Seriously....just tell them how it is or ""theres the door dont let it bounce on your fat arse when your leaving"".

Women respect this...they like a man too be a man....You know all Sean Connery.








Gem if your reading this darling i am of course joking and yes i washed the dishes like you told me too.....

[Black Knight]

Small but perfectly formed is the way to go.

More of a leg man myself. Bet Paul McCartney wishes he was now too!

[nick v6]

good to see no one picked man boobs

[Cybertrucker]

"Why do men love cleavage so much?"

Well, some 'wag' once (cruelly) observed that its` because a large cleavage resembles a man`s buttocks!

Actually there may be an element of truth in that, but it's not men's buttocks, it's women's.

If I can be scientific for a moment, I recall reading something years ago (or it may have been something on the TV/radio) where some anthropologist had this theory that the female of our species had evolved large breasts to emulate the buttocks. We are unique among the primates in that we have sex face to face - think missionary position (and please don't all write in with your favourite bizarre position!).  The other primates climb on from behind so have the visual stimulus of the female buttocks, which you don't get face to face, so this theory suggested that women evolved breasts to emulate that. Large breasts have no other function, apparently you can feed a baby just as well with an AA cup as you can with an FF, in fact I understand that very large breasts can present difficulties in feeding infants - for one thing incautious feeding with very large breasts can result in suffocation.

Science lesson over! Just remember, next time a woman complains about men being turned on by boobs, that in anthropological terms that's what they're there for!  

[Marks DTM Calib]

I am reliably informed that I like small boobs.....

[Omega man 2]

Who voted for man boobs

[Mr Skrunts]

Who voted for man boobs

someone said it was Omega_Man

[bighed]

I too voted for man boobs.  

[Debs.]

Who voted for man boobs

  Not I

[Pitchfork]

"Why do men love cleavage so much?"

Well, some 'wag' once (cruelly) observed that its` because a large cleavage resembles a man`s buttocks!

Actually there may be an element of truth in that, but it's not men's buttocks, it's women's.

If I can be scientific for a moment, I recall reading something years ago (or it may have been something on the TV/radio) where some anthropologist had this theory that the female of our species had evolved large breasts to emulate the buttocks. We are unique among the primates in that we have sex face to face - think missionary position (and please don't all write in with your favourite bizarre position!).  The other primates climb on from behind so have the visual stimulus of the female buttocks, which you don't get face to face, so this theory suggested that women evolved breasts to emulate that. Large breasts have no other function, apparently you can feed a baby just as well with an AA cup as you can with an FF, in fact I understand that very large breasts can present difficulties in feeding infants - for one thing incautious feeding with very large breasts can result in suffocation.

Science lesson over! Just remember, next time a woman complains about men being turned on by boobs, that in anthropological terms that's what they're there for!  

He's absolutely right you know - we were taught this back in the 1960s, A level Zoology

[Pitchfork]

I am reliably informed that I like small boobs.....

Like me, you found yourself learning Braille!