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[Vamps]

5'11" - 12st 6lb.

Reasonably physical job, lots of heavy lifting, but also lots of driving which also means lots of Breakfast Rolls and Burgers.

Physically, I look reasonably fit - I bet my Cholesterol level is massive.  Add to that I drink 4-5 pints a night, and on a weekend that is more like 8 or 9 pints.

I'm 32 years old.

I can't believe 90% of this forum is over 6' tall..... and the vast majority are fat bastards too! 

That's why you don't drive a Mig, no where near old enough to manage such a beast...........

[omega3000]

5'11" - 12st 6lb.

Reasonably physical job, lots of heavy lifting, but also lots of driving which also means lots of Breakfast Rolls and Burgers.

Physically, I look reasonably fit - I bet my Cholesterol level is massive.  Add to that I drink 4-5 pints a night, and on a weekend that is more like 8 or 9 pints.

I'm 32 years old.

I can't believe 90% of this forum is over 6' tall..... and the vast majority are fat bastards too! 

Portly  Or as Mr bear would say cuddly 

[Sir Tigger KC]

..... lots of Breakfast Rolls and Burgers.

I bet my Cholesterol level is massive.  Add to that I drink 4-5 pints a night, and on a weekend that is more like 8 or 9 pints.

I'm 32 years old.

You don't fancy seeing 50 then Broomie?   

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

..... lots of Breakfast Rolls and Burgers.

I bet my Cholesterol level is massive.  Add to that I drink 4-5 pints a night, and on a weekend that is more like 8 or 9 pints.

I'm 32 years old.

You don't fancy seeing 50 then Broomie?   

Look at how bored the average OAP is - they'll go on bus trips to different ASDAs for a fun day out, and discuss their clothes washing routine in minute detail (interspersed with fond reminiscing of how much better washing powder was in 1955)... Drunk and young sounds much more appealing

[The Sheriff]

..... lots of Breakfast Rolls and Burgers.

I bet my Cholesterol level is massive.  Add to that I drink 4-5 pints a night, and on a weekend that is more like 8 or 9 pints.

I'm 32 years old.

You don't fancy seeing 50 then Broomie?   

Look at how bored the average OAP is - they'll go on bus trips to different ASDAs for a fun day out, and discuss their clothes washing routine in minute detail (interspersed with fond reminiscing of how much better washing powder was in 1955)... Drunk and young sounds much more appealing

There are plenty of OAP's on here who'd disagree.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Oh I don't know, when I'm old I quite fancy being drunk and disorderly in an Old Folks Home.    Could be fun! 

Uncle STMO will be able to tell us about his Care Home Grannie chasing antics soon enough!   

[The Sheriff]

Oh I don't know, when I'm old I quite fancy being drunk and disorderly in an Old Folks Home.    Could be fun! 

Uncle STMO will be able to tell us about his Care Home Grannie chasing antics soon enough!   

They'll never get me in one of those things......nooooooo sir.

[Broomies Mate]

I don't drive a Mig anymore because I got bored... I've had 4.

I popped over to see my little brother (he is 31) to show the new ScAAB.  His wife said quite brashly, "You are such an old man Ross".

I just like lardy 4 door barges.  She would have wet her knickers if she opted to pop out for a spirited drive in it.


As for the Cholesterol - I keep myself fit 'enough'.  I like a beer or two.  Meh.  You only live once.  Life is too short.  [add a million and 1 additional sayings here]