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The Sheriff

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Body mass index.
« on: 11 November 2014, 19:43:40 »
I am six foot tall, weigh 12st 8lb and my waist measures 35 inches. I went to my new doctors today for an appointment with nursie. She she I had just made it into the 'normal' bracket, but be careful not to put any more weight on. Errrrrr......f**k off! Cheeky cow.
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2014, 19:46:50 »
6.2 and its a battle to stay in the 17's these days.

...."IS MY BURGER READY YET...?" 


:( there appears to be some swearing coming from the kitchen :(

;D
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2014, 19:48:16 »
You'll be able to compare diet notes with TB!  ;D
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2014, 19:48:26 »
After the car accident, I had to register with the local quack, and have a mini medical.  The short fat nurse started saying that I could do with loosing weight....
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« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2014, 19:50:15 »
I hope you looked her up and down...? ;D
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #5 on: 11 November 2014, 19:54:51 »
Six-one.....fourteen stone.

Physical perfection. :)
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #6 on: 11 November 2014, 19:56:09 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 19:46:50
6.2 and its a battle to stay in the 17's these days.

...."IS MY BURGER READY YET...?" 


:( there appears to be some swearing coming from the kitchen :(

;D

You fat ba...... :)
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #7 on: 11 November 2014, 19:56:36 »
Apparently when I went for a medical, according to the BMI chart at 6'6 & 17.2st I'm obese!!!!!

Before someone else says it..........................Too many doughnuts!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #8 on: 11 November 2014, 19:57:44 »
I'm six foot one with a 40 to 42 waist and clock up 19.5 stone  :y.
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chrisgixer

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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #9 on: 11 November 2014, 19:58:29 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 November 2014, 19:56:09
Quote from: chrisgixer on 11 November 2014, 19:46:50
6.2 and its a battle to stay in the 17's these days.

...."IS MY BURGER READY YET...?" 


:( there appears to be some swearing coming from the kitchen :(

;D

You fat ba...... :)

Apparently we're not having burgers as I had a Muckys earlier. Instead we're having left over curry. :y
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #10 on: 11 November 2014, 20:02:31 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 November 2014, 19:54:51
Six-one.....fourteen stone.

Physical perfection. :)
Just had a look at a bmi chart. You are smack bang in the 'healthy' bit, as am I. But, apparently, your waist measurement also comes into it now.
I suppose a man the shape of a tennis ball could fall into the healthy bit with just height and weight.......... ;D
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #11 on: 11 November 2014, 20:08:45 »
5'9" and I'm two STMOs.. oh dear.

I guess my assessment just says "dead by 40"
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« Reply #12 on: 11 November 2014, 20:13:52 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 11 November 2014, 20:08:45
5'9" and I'm two STMOs.. oh dear.

I guess my assessment just says "dead by 40"
Jesus. You are joking.
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #13 on: 11 November 2014, 20:43:09 »
Quote from: STMO on 11 November 2014, 19:43:40
I am six foot tall, weigh 12st 8lb and my waist measures 35 inches. I went to my new doctors today for an appointment with nursie. She she I had just made it into the 'normal' bracket, but be careful not to put any more weight on. Errrrrr......f**k off! Cheeky cow.

That's me ****ed then. I'm 6' and tip the scales at just over 14st ....... but I can still get in 32" jeans - just  ???
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Re: Body mass index.
« Reply #14 on: 11 November 2014, 20:44:45 »
5ft 11ins can eat a potato more than a pig still never weighed more than 10st 2lbs in my life and still have 28ins waist that I've had since early adult hood.
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